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Mike Honcho

Am I high or is that a tiger?

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I once saw one on a cereal box. Those f0ckers can show up anywheres. 

 

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Looks like a young cougar with big t!ts 

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Hou is so weird like that. Not only is there like zero zoning laws, but pretty much you can own anything you want in city limits. But then you'll have neighborhoods within the city limits that outlaw pit bulls. Freaking stupid.

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1000 pounds? Isn't a very large male like 600?

 

Coincidence that I just watched Joe Rogans stand-up, and he said there are more tigers as pets in Texas than there are tigers in the wild

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17 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

1000 pounds? Isn't a very large male like 600?

 

Coincidence that I just watched Joe Rogans stand-up, and he said there are more tigers as pets in Texas than there are tigers in the wild

ahh yes thats what it was, during one of his podcats, I couldnt remember it exactly he was talking about that, might have actually been with Crowder

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5 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

 

Wood. :wub:

(the blond reporter, not the tiger, unless he made me...)

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5 minutes ago, RaiderHater's Revenge said:

jeez dude thats a man

 

Jeebus, I criticize sderk's stick figure blond chick and catch shiot, I say I'd do this blond chick and catch shiot, you all are a bunch of insufferable hens... I see the possible man features now that you mention it, but her personality (no, seriously, I mean it!) indicates that she would be wild in bed and do anything and I mean anything her guy wanted, including cosplaying as a tiger.  ROAR$#@!  :banana:  :D

 

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7 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Certainly looks like one to me... but that doesn't mean you still can't be high.

He is. It's the high of the tiger. 

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1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

Jeebus, I criticize sderk's stick figure blond chick and catch shiot, I say I'd do this blond chick and catch shiot, you all are a bunch of insufferable hens... I see the possible man features now that you mention it, but her personality (no, seriously, I mean it!) indicates that she would be wild in bed and do anything and I mean anything her guy wanted, including cosplaying as a tiger.  ROAR$#@!  :banana:  :D

 

Was thinking same

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7 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Certainly looks like one to me... but that doesn't mean you still can't be high.

I am eating cheetos... 😎

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26 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

I am eating cheetos... 😎

It ain't easy bein' cheesy.

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1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

He is. It's the high of the tiger. 

:mad: I almost posted that earlier and was about to do it now. 

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3 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Wood. :wub:

(the blond reporter, not the tiger, unless he made me...)

she ok but kind of below average for Houston news

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9 hours ago, Super Cubs said:

she ok but kind of below average for Houston news

Truth

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11 hours ago, frank said:

:mad: I almost posted that earlier and was about to do it now. 

:D

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Stoner 1: "Dude, I don't know what kind of weed you got this time, but I think I'm hallucinating."

Stoner 2: "What do you mean?"

Stoner 1: "I see a focking tiger over there."

Stoner 2: "Maybe you should cut down on smoking." 

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12 hours ago, Bishop82 said:

Stoner 1: "Dude, I don't know what kind of weed you got this time, but I think I'm hallucinating."

Stoner 2: "What do you mean?"

Stoner 1: "I see a focking tiger over there."

Stoner 2: "Maybe you should cut down on smoking." 

To me, this is absolutely the funniest part of the story, but that wasn't how the rest of the GC saw it.   :dunno:

Also, I think this could be a hilarious Saw-like remake of "Home Alone".   

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