Game of Thrones ***Official Season 8*** April 14, 2019

[edjr 5,560]

Episodes

1    April 14, 2019
2    April 21, 2019
3    April 28, 2019
4    May 5, 2019
5    May 12, 2019
6    May 19, 2019
 

 

Thoughts? Predictions?  Lots of pain :mr-t:

[bostonlager 2,463]

Who Will Rule Westeros At The End Of Season 8?

4/1/1912:00 AM

Winner

• Bran Stark+225
• Jon Snow+350
• Daenarys Targaryen+450
• Sansa Stark+700
• Gendry+750
• The Night King+1000
• Tyrion Lannister+1000
• Jon And Daenerys' Baby+1400
• Petyr Baelish+1400
• Arya Stark+1600
• Samwell Tarly+1800
• Cersei Lannister+2500
• Jaime Lannister+3000
• Varys+5000
• Davos Seaworth+6600
• Bronn+7500
• Brienne Of Tarth+10000
• Euron Greyjoy+10000
• Gilly+10000
• Jaqen H'ghar+10000
• Jorah Mormont+10000
• Beric Dondarrion+12500
• Daario Naharis+12500
• Melisandre+12500
• The Hound+12500
• The Mountain+15000
• Theon Greyjoy+15000
• Tormund Giantsbane+15000
• Yara Greyjoy+15000

[bostonlager 2,463]

Who Will Perish First In Season 8?

4/1/1912:01 AM

Winner

• Euron Greyjoy+145
• Yara Greyjoy+300
• Theon Greyjoy+500
• Cersei Lannister+650
• Sansa Stark+1000
• Jaime Lannister+1200
• Daenerys Targaryen+3300
• Arya Stark+5000
• Tyrion Lannister+5000
• Jon Snow+10000

[edjr 5,560]

Cersei Lannister+650  

 

b1tch won't die. no way, ever.

[porkbutt 861]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

Cersei Lannister+650  

 

b1tch won't die. no way, ever.

yeah best bet. i think she in cohoots with white walkers.

or like i said, a tranny or qweer will win. it is HBO

[parrot 789]

54 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

Who Will Rule Westeros At The End Of Season 8?

4/1/1912:00 AM

Winner

• Bran Stark+225
• Jon Snow+350
• Daenarys Targaryen+450
• Sansa Stark+700
• Gendry+750
• The Night King+1000
• Tyrion Lannister+1000
• Jon And Daenerys' Baby+1400
• Petyr Baelish+1400
• Arya Stark+1600
• Samwell Tarly+1800
• Cersei Lannister+2500
• Jaime Lannister+3000
• Varys+5000
• Davos Seaworth+6600
• Bronn+7500
• Brienne Of Tarth+10000
• Euron Greyjoy+10000
• Gilly+10000
• Jaqen H'ghar+10000
• Jorah Mormont+10000
• Beric Dondarrion+12500
• Daario Naharis+12500
• Melisandre+12500
• The Hound+12500
• The Mountain+15000
• Theon Greyjoy+15000
• Tormund Giantsbane+15000
• Yara Greyjoy+15000

How do I short Petyr Baelish.

[Mike Honcho 4,017]

1 hour ago, bostonlager said:

Who Will Perish First In Season 8?

4/1/1912:01 AM

Winner

• Euron Greyjoy+145
• Yara Greyjoy+300
• Theon Greyjoy+500
• Cersei Lannister+650
• Sansa Stark+1000
• Jaime Lannister+1200
• Daenerys Targaryen+3300
• Arya Stark+5000
• Tyrion Lannister+5000
• Jon Snow+10000

I'll take George R.R. Martin 

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

who i wanna see on the Iron Throne, in order of preference:

Night King

Cersei

Varys

Sansa

Jamie 

Bronn

Ser Davos

Euron

Qyburn

The Mountain

 

... anyone else and they can kiss my hairy white ass 

[bostonlager 2,463]

1 minute ago, Mike Honcho said:

I'll take George R.R. Martin 

Old bastard is going to die before he finishes the book. 

[Reality 2,710]

#TeamWhiteWalker

[Hardcore troubadour 12,627]

I want more hot pie 

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

2 hours ago, porkbutt said:

 

or like i said, a tranny 

Arya

2 hours ago, porkbutt said:

 

or qweer will win. 

Bran

[edjr 5,560]

If John Snow knocks up Khaleesi, does she lay another egg?

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

5 minutes ago, edjr said:

If John Snow knocks up Khaleesi, does she lay another egg?

after getting busted by that beast Drago, Snow is gonna be a hot dog in a hallway, amirite?

man, i do hope that silver haired b1tch goes early ... sick of her holier than thou "M.O.D., freer of slaves" bullchit. 

[edjr 5,560]

10 minutes ago, NEWPOSTERGUY! said:

after getting busted by that beast Drago, Snow is gonna be a hot dog in a hallway, amirite?

man, i do hope that silver haired b1tch goes early ... sick of her holier than thou "M.O.D., freer of slaves" bullchit. 

I know they have no balls, but maybe the unsullied can run a train on her with their fists?

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

6 minutes ago, edjr said:

I know they have no balls, but maybe the unsullied can run a train on her with their fists?

DogFart should've parodied this years ago ... im'ma go comb through to make sure

[bostonlager 2,463]

15 minutes ago, NEWPOSTERGUY! said:

DogFart should've parodied this years ago ... im'ma go comb through to make sure

I thought DogFart was all about blacks on blondes. You may want to check the Brazzers files. 

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

4 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I thought DogFart was all about blacks on blondes. You may want to check the Brazzers files. 

methinks the Unsullied are from the area of Westeros that most would consider sub Saharan Africa.  

HTH 

 

[bostonlager 2,463]

4 minutes ago, NEWPOSTERGUY! said:

methinks the Unsullied are from the area of Westeros that most would consider sub Saharan Africa.  

HTH 

 

That makes sense. It's been a while since I've seen an old Savages on Blondes flick. 

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

31 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

That makes sense. It's been a while since I've seen an old Savages on Blondes flick. 

Piper Perri, Samantha Rone, Miley Mae ... all three even did it with the sistahs ...

[peenie 1,690]

Tyrion will rule, imo.

He will probably raise the child of Jon and Daenerys to one day be King.

There are only 6 episodes?

[parrot 789]

3 hours ago, NEWPOSTERGUY! said:

methinks the Unsullied are from the area of Westeros that most would consider sub Saharan Africa.  

HTH 

 

The Unsullied aren't from Westeros at all.  

HTH

[edjr 5,560]

Just now, parrot said:

The Unsullied aren't from Westeros at all.  

HTH

Easteros?

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

11 minutes ago, parrot said:

The Unsullied aren't from Westeros at all.  

HTH

ok, well ... let's say the Unsullied are from the part of the fictional planet that would most resemble sub-Saharan Africa. 

HNTHMFDBAG

[Big Blue 06 195]

1 hour ago, peenie said:

Tyrion will rule, imo.

He will probably raise the child of Jon and Daenerys to one day be King.

There are only 6 episodes?

Yes, this last season only has 6 episodes by each one is between 1.5 and 2 hours.  Set your TiVo accordingly.

[cbfalcon 824]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

Easteros?

Not so much Easteros as EastsideEros

[edjr 5,560]

2 hours ago, Big Blue 06 said:

Yes, this last season only has 6 episodes by each one is between 1.5 and 2 hours.  Set your TiVo accordingly.

That was a lie.

 

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Let’s break that down a little further:

• Episode 801: 60 minutes
• Episode 802: 60 minutes
• Episode 803: 80 minutes
• Episode 804: 80 minutes
• Episode 805: 80 minutes
• Episode 806: 80 minutes

 

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https://winteriscoming.net/2019/01/22/runtimes-game-thrones-season-8-revealed/

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

5 hours ago, peenie said:

Tyrion will rule, imo.

He will probably raise the child of Jon and Daenerys to one day be King.

There are only 6 episodes?

I think this is likely. Tyrion as hand regent for the baby.

I also think Jamie will end up killing cersei. One of those I love you but you have to die kind of scenes. 

[Big Blue 06 195]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

That was a lie.

 

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https://winteriscoming.net/2019/01/22/runtimes-game-thrones-season-8-revealed/

 

I feel lied to and cheated. 

[Kopy 491]

On Wednesday, March 06, 2019 at 11:24 AM, Reality said:

#TeamWhiteWalker

I'll take The Night King for 1000 and the win Alex.

[edjr 5,560]

On 3/6/2019 at 8:11 PM, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

I think this is likely. Tyrion as hand regent for the baby.

I also think Jamie will end up killing cersei. One of those I love you but you have to die kind of scenes. 

We ALL want that. Based on that, no chance it happens

[edjr 5,560]

Should be posting here, not in the "No Spoilers" thread

7 of 10 on the episode.

The Jon/Dani dragon flying scene was sooooooooooooo focking lame, stupid, silly, dumb, forced.

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

few things i see brewing ...

1)Dany is not making it outta Winterfell ... love seeing Sansa and Arya being wary of her dubious, midget arse ... and even little badass Lady Mormont bought the heat to Snow for bending the knee to that insufferable silver haired pipsqueak.  i'm tellin' ya, once the jig is up about John's true identity, where all of the North know, she's effin' TOAST.  

2) Euron is gonna have a huge say in this sh1t ... was surprised to see Cersei give it up already, but she's the smartest b1tch in Westeros - she always had a strong man to fall back on, and now they're all gone ... enter Euron. that Iron fleet is where i see Cersei riding it out when the dead descend on King's landing. 

3) Bronn is NOT killing Jamie or Tyrion.  

4) Arya and Gendry will boff soon. 

5) Emo Bran is a hop in the arse, but the kid may be the most important cat left standing. that final scene with Jamie was Gold, Jerry ... GOLD!

6) the scene with midget Dany was the first time i ever really appreciated Sam ... prolly 'cause that buck toofed Gilly was nowhere to be seen.

oh, and fock off with Sideshow Bob and GreyWormD1ck ... NO ONE GIVES A FOCK!

 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Episode was focking awesome. Really well written and acted.

I really like Sansa and Arya now.

Cersei is such a hateful kvnt. God I want her to die screaming.

Euron greyjoy is fun.

Tyrion good as ever.

I think HBO is finally gonna nail an ending. 

[Bier Meister 1,513]

11 hours ago, Bier Meister said:

this....and provided a nice review:

sansa/tryrion marriage

tryrion's kindness to bran

bran/jamie

arya/hound/gendry

jorma/lyanna

theon/yara

 

i am intrigued by cersei/eron, arya/jon.. thought sam nailed his conversation with jon and challenged him well asking about sacrificing the throne.

while I know drama is coming, i was a little disappointed because we have a limited amount of episodes remaining.

 

[DonS 3,067]

2 hours ago, NEWPOSTERGUY! said:

 

oh, and fock off with Sideshow Bob and GreyWormD1ck ... NO ONE GIVES A FOCK!

 

I wouldn't mind seeing Sideshow Bob naked one more time. Maybe bring back the Red Woman for a rousing lesbo scene.  (the illusion version of Red Woman, not the real old lady version) 

[bostonlager 2,463]

2 hours ago, NEWPOSTERGUY! said:

few things i see brewing ...

1)Dany is not making it outta Winterfell ... love seeing Sansa and Arya being wary of her dubious, midget arse ... and even little badass Lady Mormont bought the heat to Snow for bending the knee to that insufferable silver haired pipsqueak.  i'm tellin' ya, once the jig is up about John's true identity, where all of the North know, she's effin' TOAST.  

2) Euron is gonna have a huge say in this sh1t ... was surprised to see Cersei give it up already, but she's the smartest b1tch in Westeros - she always had a strong man to fall back on, and now they're all gone ... enter Euron. that Iron fleet is where i see Cersei riding it out when the dead descend on King's landing. 

3) Bronn is NOT killing Jamie or Tyrion.  

4) Arya and Gendry will boff soon. 

5) Emo Bran is a hop in the arse, but the kid may be the most important cat left standing. that final scene with Jamie was Gold, Jerry ... GOLD!

6) the scene with midget Dany was the first time i ever really appreciated Sam ... prolly 'cause that buck toofed Gilly was nowhere to be seen.

oh, and fock off with Sideshow Bob and GreyWormD1ck ... NO ONE GIVES A FOCK!

 

I was a little buzzed when I watched it, but I don't remember a sex scene between Cersei and the Kenny Powers looking dude, was it implied? If it was implied that is focking dumb, I like see her nailed all softcore style. 

[Bier Meister 1,513]

yeah... i think she wants a b/u plan for a new child if bron kills jamie (which i do not think he will do).

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 266]

20 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I was a little buzzed when I watched it, but I don't remember a sex scene between Cersei and the Kenny Powers looking dude, was it implied? If it was implied that is focking dumb, I like see her nailed all softcore style. 

oh, it was more than implied, the Queen critiqued his prowess ... she likey!

22 minutes ago, DonS said:

I wouldn't mind seeing Sideshow Bob naked one more time. Maybe bring back the Red Woman for a rousing lesbo scene.  (the illusion version of Red Woman, not the real old lady version) 

i can cosign on that, would give her something to do rather than being more wooden and stiff than her catatonic queen (seriously think they are only keeping Emmanuel around because she actually makes Clarke seem animated in comparision).

as far as the lezbo pairing ... meh on the Red Lady, methinks one of the Stark gals is ripe for a romp ... Arya may be full blown lez for all we know, and Sansa may have had all of the "hetero" beaten outta her spirit by Joffrey and Ramsay (r.i.p., fellas) .

but if Arya does go for the cack, it's gonna be Gendry, in what would make full circle from season 1 ... a Stark girl and a Baratheon boy make a new dynasty (was gonna be Sansa/Joffrey, but bogus af on the Baratheon blood) ... folks always see "Fire and Ice" as Dany and Jon, but - Gendry is a blacksmith, forging weapons with "Fire", and Arya is as "Ice" as it gets outside the Night King/WWs.  

[supermike80 1,285]

With only 6 episodes left, while yeah it was good and all..they better get to cleaning everything up and fast.

 

I see another LOST finale on the horizon here.