So, this happened in my town last night.
— McScotchy2 (@MScotchy2) January 5, 2024
Guy car crashed into a lamp post (w/fam inside) at Bass Pro. Got “nekkid”, streaked through BPO, jumped in fish tank, & enjoyed waterfall. Cops arrived & her tried to escape, but slipped & knocked himself out on concrete. Womp womp pic.twitter.com/wCtFSLLApK