Decide To Square A Bet

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Two years ago I bitched slapped a friend of mine. Don't remember why, but I did. It's been a long running joke of when and how I'd be returned the favor. The time has come.

 

Buddy that I smacked, his head was turned sideways like a 1960's face mask. I blind sided his ass. Never saw it coming. What does the five fingers to the face say??????"

 

Pay back time. He's waited. And Friday is pay back. He bought a 50,000 watt stun gun for$20 from a black guy selling cans from the back of his shop.

 

Question: Where is the best place to get hit? I have that option. Three actually.

 

1-Face. That option is equal considering. He didn't have that choice.

 

2-Balls.

The anticipation factor far exceeds what I did to him. If that makes sense. I'm in as revenge and redemption make the world go round. And it would be legendary.

 

3- Back

That's week. But is what it is.

 

What say you?

[Djgb13 2,339]

Define "best place to get hit". Are we talking where it'll hurt the most? Where it'll hurt the least? Or just a place for sh1ts and giggles?

[Bier Meister 1,750]

No option for casino Royale chair?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Define "best place to get hit". Are we talking where it'll hurt the most? Where it'll hurt the least? Or just a place for sh1ts and giggles?

I want full pain and damage. I want epic revenge. I deserve it.

[DankNuggs 305]

 

 

[Voltaire 5,491]

I want full pain and damage. I want epic revenge. I deserve it.

So you're considering volunteering to get a stun gun applied on your nuts? Are you also thinking of starring in a new Jackass movie?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I would think 50,000 to the head would be potentially bad for the brain. And you give yours enough to deal with with the constant alcohol baths...

 

Nuts? Your focking insane.

[Reality 3,121]

I figured this thread was about Chronic Husker.

[patweisers44 865]

I figured this thread was about Chronic Husker.

[Bert 1,128]

Look you sick fock, we all know you want it in the balls because that is what gets you off. Do what you gotta do but don't come to us looking for an excuse to not make it depraved.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Look you sick fock, we all know you want it in the balls because that is what gets you off. Do what you gotta do but don't come to us looking for an excuse to not make it depraved.

It will be on YouTube by Sunday. I may have to hold an FFToday sign showing the poll results and then take my deserved medicine as a result of said poll. And I will do so.

[shotsup 835]

It will be on YouTube by Sunday. I may have to hold an FFToday sign showing the poll results and then take my deserved medicine as a result of said poll. And I will do so.

Where's the pool ??

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Where's the pool ??

A swamp that doesn't allow flippers.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Twisted freak.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Twisted freak.

If you're given the option of a beating, belt, or a hammer, always choose the worst. It defines your charctee. Choosing the least amount of pain puts you to the back if line. I want to represent the front.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Leaders don't follow. They lead!!! Pain my brother!!!!

[Djgb13 2,339]

Where's the video?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

Friday is resurrection

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

I got tazed bro. By a 50,000 something hand held taser. That sh!t gawking hurtsz. Took my legs out from under me. Had no idea how powerful something the size of a flashlight could be. Film at 11:00.

[fandandy 3,313]

I thought we got to vote?

 

I vote for the balls. You might have to do it again, depending on whether or not you got tazed in the junk.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

I thought we got to vote?

 

I vote for the balls. You might have to do it again, depending on whether or not you got tazed in the junk.

Phaggot wouldn't do it. Said it was "to close to home". Me: It's only Ghey if the balls touch. Got it in the knock and calf.

That sh!t gawking hurts. I highly recommend getting one for your wives. The sound alone is gawking scary. And when you get hit, fawk that sh!t. I buckcled like a priest washing up after a good molestation.

[fandandy 3,313]

That's insane that you did that. I hope you post the video. As for owning one, they are illegal in Michigan unless you have a concealed carry permit and training.

[gocolts 300]

Phaggot wouldn't do it. Said it was "to close to home". Me: It's only Ghey if the balls touch. Got it in the knock and calf.

That sh!t gawking hurts. I highly recommend getting one for your wives. The sound alone is gawking scary. And when you get hit, fawk that sh!t. I buckcled like a priest washing up after a good molestation.

 

You the video??

[gocolts 300]

That's insane that you did that. I hope you post the video. As for owning one, they are illegal in Michigan unless you have a concealed carry permit and training.

Good thing Bunny lives in Louisiana........or is he visiting someone up in Michigan??

[fandandy 3,313]

Good thing Bunny lives in Louisiana........or is he visiting someone up in Michigan??

No. I was referring to me buying one.

[gocolts 300]

No. I was referring to me buying one.

10-4

[BunnysBastatrds 2,606]

That's insane that you did that. I hope you post the video. As for owning one, they are illegal in Michigan unless you have a concealed carry permit and training.

There was an attorney in the bar that used to be an assistant DA that recommended I should sign a waiver that gave the said party who was tasing me full permission to do so in case I fawking died and said party tazing me killed me, he wouldn't be charged with second degree felony battery. I signed a bar napkin giving a good friend permission to assault me. It was epic.