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    I woke up early and took the boat out with my son for some preseason bass fishing. He caught the biggest one of the day, which is what you hope for as a father. We came home, and I edged the sidewalks. They came out perfect and look really sharp. I fired up the smoker and grill and made some sweet steaks and sirloin tips. We ate poolside under the pergola, and I had a few beers. Took a mid-day nap and slept off my buzz. Had coffee with my wife on the front porch and watched perky soccer ladies bounce around the field across the street. My wife is currently in the bath, shaving her snootch. I think she has plans for me when she gets out of the tub.
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    Wiff is the one on the ground getting paintballed. MDC is the one filming and screaming "I Love You!" to him.
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    when I took your wife out we didnt even goto dinner so at least I didnt have to waste money on her
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    I'm recently divorced and am banging a lot of wemens. Have one who hates the fact that I drink vodka straight out of bottle. Me: I just ate you out for an hour and you have a problemo now?
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    The other thread got me thinking of some of my favorite dates. One was a long time ago where my wife and I had secks prior to dinner, then went out for sushi (my favorite cuisine). We often do this sort of "reverse date" to make sure we are awake and attentive during the deed. What made it special was when we got home, we started kissing in the garage and since we would have to have dealt with kids when we got inside, ended up doing it again in the car. Secks - sushi - more secks, the perfect date. You? A date with my wife is optional.
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    Yep... Also, get off your damn cell phone and watch the game... As a parent, sit the closest to the plate and block/catch if necessary... It isn't hard to pay attention...
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    Kills germs I guess. Hey bunny, me and the Mrs. Are thinking of taking the train to new Orleans this summer. Any recommendations would be appreciated.
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    So the bottle was in her cooch? Did you Popov?
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    I’m glad Toronto saw that post and took note. Should make for an interesting series now.
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    Warriors in 2.
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    Personally I'd rather hear about a cool date, in part because my wife is more muscular/fit than skinny spinner, which you've said is your type, so I don't think your heart would be in the joke. Ignore Sderp, let's make an interesting thread.
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    She makes me a turkey pot pie or else she gets the hose again. Ah........who am I kidding. I'm gonna hose her again either way.
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    Nice. Welcome to the Five-Ought Club.
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    That dinner was fantastic...great night.
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    He does lots of sneaky shite like that. Child.
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    Peenied after being called out today. "That dude must be soooo in your head. You keep saying the dude was "perma banned", right? Last year when I joined? Prove that he was. I can prove he wasn't by a simple 20 second search here." I'm guessing you don't want to answer this. Am I right MDC? Why is your 'bump' post missing now? Did you peenie it? By the way, where is Rockford these days? Eesh... look Sderk, I don't agree politically with MDC on much, but we have an intelligent respect for each other and he is absolutely a person who can make an "I fock your wife all of the time" sorta posts. If you haven't noticed, this is something we do here. No harm no foul, and I'd totally have a drink with him. You on the other hand are... I don't know what you are doing. Get out of my thread. I was hoping to get some date ideas, and a little ribbing is expected with the fish/sushi angle, and you are posting this shiot. Go post it in one of the other 9207489320 threads where you guys hate each other. TIA. BTW, Rockford? He is a kunt. Why bring him up here?
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    Your reverse date idea is brilliant! If she doesn't give her best effort, she gets Taco Bell.
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    You could blame the parent for taking a child to a game that has no clue whats going on...no attention span etc. Dad was more at fault than the club
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    Women's US Open on Fox.... need to check out that Lexi Thompson/Jayme Marie Green pairing. If those 2 aren't hot - dong might be your thing.
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    Do you know why Korean women are such good golfers? Because their teets don't get in the way.
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    Another jack wad who supports pedos and who somehow thinks what Trump “said” is on equal terms with physically abusing children. Unreal. Get the hell back to FBGheys and your safe space.
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    Dude quit our dynasty league after the very first year... Typically lying politician making promises he can't keep.


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