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I specifically asked my liberal friend who voted for Biden to give me the top 5 things he's done that he liked. Couldn't name one. It was all about Trump hurting his feelings.

My grass is getting me really high.

I don’t think she’s preggers. She’s showing up on my Directv screen saver and she’s a moose.

Saaaaawing and a miss. After that effort you need to change your handle to Edsel.

You simply don't know the difference in cancel culture and boycotting.

Same here. I put about $7-10k per month on my Delta Amex card mostly for advertising but I am in the process of getting rid of it. I moved most of it to a VISA card and if Suntrust caves I will find a different card.

How many other are perceived to be the greatest ever in their sport and as famous as Eldrick? Like Lebron? what a dirt bag he's been, right? Stop making excuses. The guy is a world renowned dirt bag, sh!t tipper and bad driver, but he is 1/2 Asian, so there is that

I did. Thanks man.

All other tournaments are easy to watch - NBC Golf Pass on Thurs/Fri and early Sat/Sun. Turn on your TV on the weekend. The Masters is all over the place. I will post what I find to help you find coverage. Paramount+ 8:30 - On the range pregame 9:15 - Featured Groups 10:45 - Amen Corner look in 11:45 - Holes 15&16 look in ESPN+ 8:45 - Holes 4, 5, 6 10:00 - Featured Groups Looks like Paramount is going to be the best choice today

I had Jack Daniels sex with a fat chick once. She wasn't fat fat but she was fat enough fat. Straight up Jack Daniels sex though. I even went down on her. Holy Fock. She's one of the reasons I got sober.

I kinda got rape by a big fat girl years ago. I was putting the rubber on and having second thoughts. She noticed I was and just grabbed me and stuck it in her and I finished quick just to get out of the situation. She also wrapped her big fat arms around my back. Worse minute of my life.

Marco Rubio Asks MLB Commissioner to ‘Relinquish’ Membership at Augusta Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) wrote a letter asking Major League Baseball (MLB) Commissioner Rob Manfred to “relinquish his personal membership at Georgia’s Augusta National Golf Club” after MLB’s boycott of Georgia over their new voter ID laws. “I am under no illusion that Major League Baseball will sacrifice business revenue on behalf of its alleged corporate values,” Rubio said. “Similarly, I am under no illusion you intend to resign as a member from Augusta National Golf Club. To do so would require a personal sacrifice, as opposed to the woke corporate virtue signaling of moving the All Star Game from Atlanta. https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/05/asks-mlb-commissioner-relinquish-membership-augusta/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR12U_SrhjoGSHuKGIalLpMNemZ-jZ6H3XOjtbxQeAvymg2c4N0bPf2nU90 BOOM! Check Mate Motherforker!

I prefer UK variant or south Africa variant.

We had a web portal here in Cali that let you search by date, place, or vaccine type.

Damn your dense. Please link to one person "screaming for Manfred to be kicked out" of Augusta. This thread is about typical lefty hypocrisy.

That made me laugh out loud.

Yep, me too. You sign up and they give you what they got. In my case, I got the Moderna.

6 years going, still never heard it.

- Spinal Tap

What HTH said I believe is correct... When I got my shot, I had zero input on if I wanted Pfizer, Moderna, J&J...

Nope, the stat holds true for people in the most supportive enviroments. Also, I meant attempt suicide. I also need to add 90% of Trans people who mutilate their bodies regret it afterwords.

Pics? You know some of these Geeks love fat b1tches

She was called upon to do a man's job. It should come as no surprise when she fails.

Thanks all. I just told my brother and he said that he has nodules in his lungs that show up on CT scans; they haven't been growing so they just monitor them. Since mine was barely large enough to be noticed maybe it ends up being nothing. But the PET scan targets cancer cells, so I dunno. I'm not going to overly stress about it at this time; nobody is talking about impending doom. Worst case I get to go through some more fun treatments...

3 million crisis actors. Great take.