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So, when I was little phillybear, our family was going on vacation, but we couldn't find anyone to take care of the family dog. The plan was to kill it, and pick up a new dog on the way home. It's a focking land alligator. They are replaceable, like socks or lightbulbs, but less useful. So, we did the humane thing, which was not to pay the outrageous vet fees, but we/I got a sack, some rocks, and popped the dog in the sack. I did a little heave into a lake, and easy peasy. The unfortunate thing was that the thing struggled to survive, fought it's way out of the bag, and surfaced. I was so overcome with emotion, I dove into the body of water, embraced that land alligator, and choked the fock out of it until it's eyeballs dribbled out of it's skull. The end. True story. Other than we never took a vacation as a family, never owned a dog, and I don't know where the nearest lake is. But I do have some heels sitting here that may have belonged to a female at some point in time, and my underwear is soggy.

This one goes to 11

The Dude Abides.

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Let's be honest. If the Geek Club goes down for 24 hours... its a Whiteout.

Ladies and gentlemen, stand and cheer for you're Pittsburgh Pirates.

Seeing your avatar over there again made it all worthwhile.

Might be easier to do a thread on movies with the most best great lines. Tombstone has one hell of a lot of them.

I was going to laugh at this, but I already reached my "Like" quota limit.

I’m your Huckleberry

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain" Blade Runner

Yer mom's gaping azzhole.

https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/suspect-in-viral-little-caesars-attack-arrested-in-georgia/ "Crime Online reported that Kennedy had attacked Broadwater when she learned that the father of her child had been hanging around with the younger woman while Kennedy was in jail. "All I did was help a friend out with his kids while his baby mama was locked up. She has been harassing me for weeks now," Broadwater allegedly wrote on Facebook."

Why keep this guy alive in prison until he dies? Imagine if it would have been your daughter he murdered. You want this guy just hanging around on your dollar for the rest of his life? And then how would you feel about open borders like they are today?

Use the liberals logic against them when they try to ban guns: “one death is one too many! It is preventable by not allowing them to come in illegally and stay”

they should relocate the All-Star game again because of this.

let's be honest, if fbg went down, it would be a naziout.

It was a moment of silence for gorge floyd.

Lots of pent up, angry, middle aged men walking around exceptionally irritable today - bcoz they couldn't argue about the same old shiit they argue about every other damn day.

The intelligence factor increased at fbgays for a few hours.

The same reason they don't identify knitters. But they did mention that he was a farm worker.

This is your life.

You been living under a rock? Come on man don’t put blinders on. Be serious here.