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    Red Zone

    relentless is a good description.
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    Red Zone

    All the highlights. Check No Commercials. Check Never miss a touchdown. Check Don't have to sit through crappy halftime show. Check Wow, The only downside is that I can't go to the bathroom. There are literally no breaks in the action and you may miss something. It's $$$ well spent.
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    I say hero

    Man, this kid is a wuss. A mark on his shoulder???? Kudos to the old man.
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    Just Found Out A Girl From The Past

    Man, you gotta hit that sh!t!!!!!!!!! Let it go, hit it, and sleep well.
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    Checking in

    1) Teaching math after a 14 year hiatus from teaching. Absolute best professional decision of my life. 2) Oldest son graduated high school. Joined LA National Guard. Knocked up girlfriend. 3) As of a week ago yesterday I'm a grandpa. Born 8 lb 11 oz. Beautiful little focker has already gained a pound. He kicks ass. 4) Tomorrow is Mrs TRF and my 20th wedding anniversary. 5) TRF Jr.'s Little Brother plays football, soccer, and baseball. 6) Life is pretty greta right about now. So, how's it going w/ you?
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    Best And Worst Present You Ever Received

    Best: Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle Worst: Socks...as a kid. WTF?
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    Checking in

    I had just ETSed from the Army and joined the LA National Guard in July 1990. A month later Sadam invaded Kuwait. I got activated w/ the guard and started training to deploy overseas. Mrs TRF and I were going to marry the following summer. At the time we were faced w/ the biggest threat to the soldier we've seen w/ his Army. I didn't know if I'd make it back to her or not. In the middle of the month on a Wednesday I told Mrs TRF "you know, if I go over there and get killed and we are married, you could get FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!". The following Monday evening we married. I didn't have the good taste to get killed over there so she's stuck w/ me 20 years later. I'm sorry if my story offends you. No, I'm not. Fock you, ######.
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    Ichiro - greatest hitter ever?

    Rogers Hornsby?
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    Wimbledon: Marathon 5th set: Isner 70-68...

    Online stream????
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    Osama accepts McChrystal resignation

    Am I wrong?
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    Osama accepts McChrystal resignation

    General should be relieved of duty. It sucks for him, but he can't undermine his commander and chief (however justified in his position) in public like that. He's got to keep things behind closed doors.
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    Remember when........

    Tickets and a concert tee for a total of $30 bucks! Good weed too.
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    A Shrink Asks: What's Wrong with Obama?

    This is true.
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    Touchdown Jesus struck by lightning

    In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati I beheld a vision, next to the expressway. Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air looks like he’s carved out of butter, just like at the state fair. Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Well you see him from the chest up like he’s about to do a back flip, like he scored a touchdown or maybe melting or about to drown. Well I’ve been to the state fair seen a cow made out of corn cobs Garth Brooks made of string cheese and the virgin out of olives. Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Shipped in pieces on a flatbed staring backwards was his big head Driver stuck in traffic backups desperately avoiding eye contact Well don’t make no graven images. That’s one of the 10 commandments I hope the grading curve is kindly You get to heaven with a 90 Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Oh spread the word.
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    ***Official Lakers vs. Celtics thread***

    Celtics are just playing better ball. It's not one shot. It's not one run. They just have more players to contribute. They can easily play 9 players where the lakers are putting up 7 players. More juice and more contributors in the long run.
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    Galarraga: Detroit Tigers - 24 up 24 down

    Pretty man up thing to say...
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    Galarraga: Detroit Tigers - 24 up 24 down

    Agreed. Never give give up. If he wants the out, he's go to put me out. He happened to have made the play...bad call.
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    Galarraga: Detroit Tigers - 24 up 24 down

    I only caught the updates a it was happening on espn. The sad part is the focked up call will completely trump the gem of a game that was pitched. It will completely trump the kickass play the center fielder made. All will be forgotten except the play....focked up man....
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    My tigers Geeks

    WOW
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    Galarraga: Detroit Tigers - 24 up 24 down

    I'm no Detroit fan. But, that makes me sick. Just focking sick! Terrible!
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    Megan Fox

    You know, this isn't getting the play it deserves. This was a great post and we here nothing but crickets!?! Well played, DanXIII. Well played, sir.
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    Cracked or bruised ribs

    Oh, and sleep is non-existent.....
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    Cracked or bruised ribs

    About 3.5 months ago was playing basketball. Took a shot in the ribs. It was ok as long as I didn't breath, laugh, eat, talk, etc. Never went to dr. Took about a month for the sharp pain to go away. About 6 weeks for the pain to be nothing more than a dull nuisance. I'm back to shooting ball again.
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