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  2. Posted

    Red Zone is great. It comes in the NFL Network package on my cable system (which includes some stations that carry college football). It's hard to take the time to refill my beverages since it is relentless.

     

    relentless is a good description.

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    All the highlights. Check

    No Commercials. Check

    Never miss a touchdown. Check

    Don't have to sit through crappy halftime show. Check

     

     

    Wow, The only downside is that I can't go to the bathroom. There are literally no breaks in the action and you may miss something. It's $$$ well spent.

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    According to the police report, Miller said he smacked the boy with the back of his hand to get his attention. Officer, however, said the incident left a mark on the boy's shoulder.

     

    Man, this kid is a wuss. A mark on his shoulder???? Kudos to the old man.

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    Who the fock gets married on Christmass Eve? :thumbsdown:

     

    I had just ETSed from the Army and joined the LA National Guard in July 1990. A month later Sadam invaded Kuwait. I got activated w/ the guard and started training to deploy overseas. Mrs TRF and I were going to marry the following summer. At the time we were faced w/ the biggest threat to the soldier we've seen w/ his Army. I didn't know if I'd make it back to her or not. In the middle of the month on a Wednesday I told Mrs TRF "you know, if I go over there and get killed and we are married, you could get FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!". The following Monday evening we married. I didn't have the good taste to get killed over there so she's stuck w/ me 20 years later.

     

    I'm sorry if my story offends you. No, I'm not. Fock you, ######. :wave:

  10. Posted

    1) Teaching math after a 14 year hiatus from teaching. Absolute best professional decision of my life.

    2) Oldest son graduated high school. Joined LA National Guard. Knocked up girlfriend.

    3) As of a week ago yesterday I'm a grandpa. Born 8 lb 11 oz. Beautiful little focker has already gained a pound. He kicks ass.

    4) Tomorrow is Mrs TRF and my 20th wedding anniversary.

    5) TRF Jr.'s Little Brother plays football, soccer, and baseball.

    6) Life is pretty greta right about now. :pointstosky:

     

    So, how's it going w/ you? :dunno:

  17. Posted

    In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati

    I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.

    Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air

    looks like he’s carved out of butter,

    just like at the state fair.

     

    Big butter Jesus

    Sweet cream Jesus

    Oh country fresh Jesus

    Unsalted Jesus

    Oh Promise Jesus

    Imperial Jesus

    Can’t believe it’s not Jesus

    Oleo Lord.

     

    Well you see him from the chest up

    like he’s about to do a back flip,

    like he scored a touchdown

    or maybe melting or about to drown.

    Well I’ve been to the state fair

    seen a cow made out of corn cobs

    Garth Brooks made of string cheese

    and the virgin out of olives.

     

    Big butter Jesus

    Sweet cream Jesus

    Oh country fresh Jesus

    Unsalted Jesus

    Oh Promise Jesus

    Imperial Jesus

    Can’t believe it’s not Jesus

    Oleo Lord.

     

    Shipped in pieces on a flatbed

    staring backwards was his big head

    Driver stuck in traffic backups

    desperately avoiding eye contact

    Well don’t make no graven images.

    That’s one of the 10 commandments

    I hope the grading curve is kindly

    You get to heaven with a 90

     

    Big butter Jesus

    Sweet cream Jesus

    Oh country fresh Jesus

    Unsalted Jesus

    Oh Promise Jesus

    Imperial Jesus

    Can’t believe it’s not Jesus

    Oleo Lord.

     

    Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,

    Oh spread the word.

  19. Posted

    Per twitter:

     

     

    1B ump Jim Joyce said he blew the call that gave Indians Jason Donald a base hit and cost Armando Galarraga a perfect game.

     

    Joyce was distraught. "Most important call of my career and I kicked the s$&t out of it. I cost that kid a perfect game."

     

     

    Pretty man up thing to say...

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    Uhm.....no. Fock that. And I'm sure Galaraga....and any other pro would agree. You don't give anyone anything. You don't concede sh!t.

     

     

     

     

    Don Dekinger disagrees.

    Agreed. Never give give up. If he wants the out, he's go to put me out. He happened to have made the play...bad call.

  24. Posted

    Toe thumbs down :rolleyes:

     

     

    You know, this isn't getting the play it deserves. This was a great post and we here nothing but crickets!?! Well played, DanXIII. Well played, sir.

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