Secret Asian Man

He squeah so much he come with sweet and souh sauce.

Me too. It vely sad.

I rove you rong time. Nevelmind. I done now.

That good move. I usey on intelstate highway.

Who you talking to? You rike Giants Fan find God and get it all wrong.

Mad man across wateh. Erton John say so.

You no comprain last night.

Owner too. Come to parlor and spend big for short time.

I Asian. What you excuse?

Rike they would see cashew in pants from boat in middah of rake.

You stihh whine about barroon. That was rong time ago. You say Asian no can drive car, but you expect we can dlive barroon? Dlive barroon to Montana. Oh we got you good. Stupid lound eyes.

I takey Rashee Rice off menu. I don't want no trouble.

No. You keepy.

Oh no. You no push him on us.

Lepolted lound eye.