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  1. After seeing several blurbs here and there about reverse cowboy, I started thinking. My wife has never done this pleasure to me after 10 years of marriage. I confronted her about it, and that didn't go over real well. She has to be in the "mood" to be on top. Now, I want her to throw in the reverse ride with these sexy high heel black boots. 2 weeks and counting from when I first brought this up. When is Father's Day? I might have a shot then. Suggestions?
  2. https://www.theblaze.com/news/nfl-helmets-names-victims-police-violence WOW - please be sure to add their criminal record, if they were currently wanted for a crime, and list what drug(s) the victims were on when the incident occurred. Also, why couldn't a taser stop them, and most of all...Why did you disobey the police?
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    stock talk

    Always cash out some and make them deposit money into your account via a check or direct deposit. Then you actually make a profit that comes out of their bottom line. Wolf of Wall Street says so - one of the greatest movies (true story) of all time.
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    NFL Helmets to honor names of police shot victims

    Brees is going to be forced to kneel for the National Anthem. Then he's going to have to wear the name of a criminal on his jersey that was a bad dude in general. I wonder how that's going to make him feel?
  5. Joe Biden 2nd guess Donald trump
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    Lebron James

    I spent so many nights in traveling tennis tournaments with my son the last 8 years. We would go to Buffalo Wild Wings (sports bar) or other restaurants with TVs to watch sports. I remember when Lebron announced the big move to Miami when he left Cleveland the first time. I was So happy cheering for him when he won his first championship. Then I was so much more excited when he won it for Cleveland! now I boycott him
  7. NFL will be next I’m afraid once the season begins. They will feel too much pressure from all the other professional sports. Jeesh I hope not...we shall see
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    Kenosha next?

    Well crap - I am part of the problem. In my previous post I went white/black/Latino/woman in that order... “Dear Police: if Joc happens to get pulled over by a white/black/Latino/ or a woman officer of the law, I will do what I’m told.” so what is the politically correct way to reorder the Latino/woman/black/white/plus others I’m leaving out! hmmm
  9. Didn’t roger goodell just recently say they he wishes he would’ve listened to keeper nick sooner? he’s kissing arse all the sudden now. what’s the Vegas over/under on nfl cancelling a week b/c of a league protest? i do agree that there are several players on many teams that like their weekly paychecks. They just can’t say it. Wonder how they would feel about losing 2 paydays in a row? I bet the wifey ( . ) ( . ) 38 double D’s would be b!tching at you all day long for no income!
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    Kenosha next?

    Ahhh, so refreshing reading your guys posts! Thank you! I agree in so many ways... especially Dear Police: if Joc happens to get pulled over by a white/black/Latino/ or a woman officer of the law, I will do what I’m told. if I tackle and throw you to the ground, try to grab your taser or gun, or run back to my car and reach to the seat for who knows what...I hereby give you permission to shoot me as many times as possible to handle the situation. one dumbarse Joc rightfully dead. Thank you law enforcement for protecting our city.
  11. ...just waiting and wondering if the NFL is going to pull this crap? No Fans Left
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    I have Cancer :/ -- still doing well

    Wishing you the best from Alabama USA Jerry’skids - jeesh good luck man. Im remember the day several years ago where a scorpion was in your shoe and stung you. You gave us a play by play description through the day. Classic
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    Anyone gone to a social gathering during this

    Daughters dance recital in large dance theater; flew on two packed American Airline flights, casino, convenient store; grocery store all the time, restaurants, and a 19,15, 11 year old and all their friends over since March. And I teach tennis to large groups weekly as my job. i do wear a mask though:-)
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    Defund the police

    And getting close in Texas and North Carolina and Georgia
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    Thinking of switching from mask to neck gaiter.

    Wait if my face mask says “this face mask sucks” yo that sounds like joc wanting to give bj’s. Not happening here in jocstraps world after 23 years of marriage and 3 kids. “Face masks suck”. Is no longer on option.
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    Thinking of switching from mask to neck gaiter.

    Excellent! I want two more masks now 1 - this mask sucks 2 - this mask is worthless
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    Thinking of switching from mask to neck gaiter.

    I want my mask to say masks suck
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    Secret Service shoots person outside White House

    Secret service 1 shot 1 kill. Target eliminated very safely Mr President. peaceful rioters - spraying bullets everywhere. Oops sorry 7 year old or pregnant woman in innocent car. 6/100 on a typical Chicago weekend
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    Escape from New York or Demolition Man?

    Cameras is one thing which I’m all cool with. If Joc ever has to put a dog chip inside my skin or car. Middle finger to that amen to no freedom If that ever happens. seems like that’s where we are headed as well. somebody else mentioned hunger games - that’s also in consideration for this topic title. joc you are in Alabama - quit making the highest sophisticated guided missle’s in the world, NASA, and space force in your city. we want you to catch catfish and feed all the other sectors
  20. I keep thinking back to these two old movies. Escape from New York from 1981 & Demolition Man from 1993. Man oh Man...we aren't quite there yet, but wow it's pointed in that direction. Especially San Angeles in 2032. LMAO In the future, crime is out of control and New York City's Manhattan is a maximum security prison. Grabbing a bargaining chip right out of the air, convicts bring down the President's plane in bad old Gotham. Gruff Snake Plissken, a one-eyed lone warrior new to prison life, is coerced into bringing the President, and his cargo, out of this land of undesirables. OR Frozen in 1996, Simon Phoenix, a convicted crime lord, is revived for a parole hearing well into the 21st century. Revived into a society free from crime, Phoenix resumes his murderous rampage, and no one can stop him. John Spartan, the police officer who captured Phoenix in 1996, has also been cryogenically frozen, this time for a crime he did not commit. In 2032, the former cities of Los Angeles, San Diego and Santa Barbara have merged into peaceful, utopian San Angeles. Unable to stop him with their non-violent solutions, the police release Spartan to help recapture Phoenix. Now after 36 years, Spartan has to adapt himself to the future society he has no knowledge about.
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    Escape from New York or Demolition Man?

    The way things are moving in our country. Which movie is closer?
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    Big Ten now cancels football season...

    This virus is never going to go away just like the flu. are we going to close down everything for 2 years while we figure out what to do? ridiculous
  23. Because I want to lose money on my paycheck once Biden gets rid of Trumps tax cuts. Everybody want's to lose money on their paycheck...WAIT...If I lose $150 a month for higher taxes, Is Biden going to give me $1,200 every 3 months? I'll let him do the math and get back with me with a 5 sentence answer. See if he can explain it without focking it all up.
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    Coronavirus - Doomsday

    Alabama USA
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    Coronavirus - Doomsday

    19 year old - 4 out of 5 college classes now online/virtual 15 year old sophomore - all online schooling until January 2021 10 year old 5th grader - all online schooling until 2021 I can't tell you in how many ways this is bad. This is going to be the dumbing of American kids ages 5-22. Yet the private schools have started to open for the fall session in person. And of course you can sign up for little league baseball, dance, tennis, soccer, and whatever else. I suppose the china virus will only get you if you are in a public school or university. I see Walmarts are all open? hmmmm
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