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  1. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    Quicksand. There is no quicksand in America. So I'm guessing that if a sign in a country said Caution Quicksand it wouldn't be in English.
  2. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    It was beach week. I decided I was too waisted to keep driving so I pulled over and passed out. 2 guys that just got out of jail took my keys and waited for me to leave the car. I woke up and realized what was going on. They ended up taking me and the car. Someone saw them pull the gun and called the cops. Half an hour later the cops pulled us over and they went back to jail. They were charged with Kidnapping. They also got charged for some joints I had in the car.
  3. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    I was trying to come up with a lie and I couldn't think of anything. Then I thought I collect. Then I tried to think of something no one would bother collecting. I didn't think about pot seeds.
  4. Hmmm. So that's not going to work. What else can we call them. The NBA Cowards?
  5. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    That is correct. I will say the Kangaroo Steaks are the lie.
  6. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    I'll go with butt sex with the first wife and she won the strap on in the divorce, so no butt sex with the younger one.
  7. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    What types of shirts do you wear?

    Dress shirt and sports coat. No tie.
  8. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    That's a true one. So the lie is one of the other 2
  9. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    You mean I'm gonna stay this color?
  10. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    Well you banged mom or I wouldn't be here. So I'm hoping you didn't bang sis because that's just wrong.
  11. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    Incorrect.
  12. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    Incorrect
  13. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    2 truths and a lie

    I would guess you are often in the news for have sex with Parkinson's patients, so I would say that you don't drive a prius. I dated a beauty queen. I have been kidnapped at gun point I collect seeds
  14. Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt

    Why don't casinos have daycare?

    Why don't day cares have casinos?
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