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    Who's the biggest No Talent Assclown of all time?

    You're kidding, right? He's a decent actor who can shine in the right role. But he was once an incredible comic. Ever see his stuff from back in the cocaine days when John Belushi was alive? He was focking hilarious. Even in the 90s he was pretty damn funny. Remember how nuts he was when he'd get together with Billy Crystal for Comic Relief? Robin Williams is loaded with talent. He's just gotten old and softened up some.
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    Who's the biggest No Talent Assclown of all time?

    I take it back, Paris Hilton is worthless (drobeski could sing better than this after 12 Pabst Blue Ribbons and a pack of Malboros) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoAVdraik4g...&page=1&t=t&f=b
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    Who's the biggest No Talent Assclown of all time?

    See Kululu reminds me of another group of no talent ass clowns........SELLOUTS!@#@
  4. Jason Giambi. Gary Shettfield. Just a wild guess.
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    Cheney Donated almost 80% of his income in 2005

    .....must.....resist.......tubgirl link......bannation.....not.......worth it.........(yet).....
  6. Crazy. You know who else has played Ballard? The dude who played Patrick Bateman in American Psycho and Bruce Wayne in Bateman Returns (I'm too lazy to look it up). He was the little kid in the Spielberg flick Empire of the Sun, which was originally a novel by.....J.G. Ballard. Except that one was an actual autobiography (Ballard really was a British kid captured and imprisioned by the Japanese in WWII). I never understood why Ballard chose to make himself the fictional narrator of Crash. It always kinda creeped me out, to be honest.
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    Cheney Donated almost 80% of his income in 2005

    Sure, but I don't think giving 7 million to the American-Christian Coalition for Corporate Wh0re Youth is a good thing, do you?
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    Who's the biggest No Talent Assclown of all time?

    Useless? I spanked it to her porn film the first time I saw it. She's at least useful for that. However, she's still talentless and a clown. But her idiocies keep producing naked pics and videos, so she has a "use." I refuse to believe this woman is useless. She has a god-given talent. Or at least surgeon-given. (SFW)
  9. I should check that out then. The book is a pomo classic. Ballard is one of those writers whose vision is enormous, he sees things, truths in the world, that none of us see and brings them back on the page for us to mindfock ourselves. Definitely read the book.
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    Another general joins ranks opposing Rumsfeld

    Actually, it seems there's several of them who think Rumsfield is insane. Many are threatening to resign. http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/060417fa_fact
  11. Was that a script rewrite/adaption of the J.G. Ballard classic?
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    Who's the biggest No Talent Assclown of all time?

    Music- Ashley Simpson by a smidge over Britany Spears Actor - Since the good ones were already mentioned, I'll go with Rob Snieder. Athlete - Lawrence Phillips (product of the Nebraska system, and total jackass on top of it) Coach - Richie Kotite. Poster - Reclinor Pilot. I almost went with fastfish, except I consider insanity a sort of innate talent, the way medieval people thought lunatics were "touched by God." Fastfish's ravings had that quality to them. Reclinor Pilot's don't. He isn't insane, he's just a no talent ass clown.
  13. I read one recent mock that had them taking Vince Young at #8. And I was amazed that it didn't totally piss me off. Sure, they need O-line help in a bad way. But from what I read, this draft is deep in offensive linemen. They could address it later. Losman is a bust. We all know it. Craig Nall is a joke. Holcomb is the epitome of a career backup - like Bill Walsh once said of Steve DeBerg, "he plays just good enough for you to lose." Drafting Young and sitting him for a year would be pretty cool. That is, if you think Young is all that. I'm optimistic but unconvinced.
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    L. Ron Hubbard

    I agree. Compared to pillars of truth like "Intelligent Design," Scientology is just crazy talk.
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    NFL Simulation League

    We're doing something like this over at TDZ. The short is this: it's kinda fun doing the draft and putting together your team, then real boring afterwards. I barely ever check the website. There's like 3 people still interested. One of them is t.j.
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    I got caught playing with my pony today...

    Nice assneck, Sgt. Slaughter.
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    edjr while posting...

    You gotta love when he stops screaming, sings a little song and dances, then goes back to screaming. Also there's no way this is edjr. He'd have quit after 4.34 seconds and smoked a bowl.
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    Video Game Coffee Talk

    After my PS2 died, I've been restricted to PC games. They're different, but cool. I'm still a big fan of Guild Wars and Madden runs smooth on my computer. I miss NCAA06 on my PS2 though. I had it for 3 weeks before the system blew. It's such a better football game than Madden.
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    OMG Brokeback Mountain 2 Announced

    Stop rooning my fantasies with your cold reality. FOCK OFF, SERIOUSLY.
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    Is this the girl for EM?

    I got a question: Is Mike talking to himself here? When we...oops, I mean when Latin Pimp hacked this dive and we...oops, I mean "unmentioned others" got to see all the IP addresses, wasn't RLLD and D'Ohmer Simpson both listed to the same IP?
  21. I still can't understand how that punch dropped that guy. One lucky hit to one weak chin.
  22. YEA! LIBERAL ARTS! WOOHOO! Sitting in a focking cubicle editing copy about Britany Spears' saggin gut for 30K a year! GO LIBERAL ARTS!!
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