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  1. zen

    Redskins Sign Another

    How do the Redskins keep doing this?
  2. zen

    Attica!

  3. zen

    What Does Your Team Need?

    Bills - QB - J P Losman was terrible last year. He has "First Round Bust" written all over him. RB - Willis McGahee thinks he's better than he really is, and thus will always be a "good" RB, never the great one he could be. They also need depth behind him. Shaud Williams is more of a change-of-pace RB than a backup. OL - Pick a spot, they all suck. They released C Trey Teague and LT Mike Williams. TE - They released Mark Campbell because he sucked, and signed Robert Royal from the Skins. But he's a pure blocking TE. They need a receiving threat. WR - Lee Evans is developing nicely. Roscoe Parrish has promise as a slot WR. Eric Moulds will probably be leaving and signing Andre Davis isn't a substitude. They need a good #2 WR if Moulds leaves. DL - They have no starting DT, and signing Larry Triplett from the Colts isn't a solution. He's depth. LB - A young MLB to groom behind Londen Fletcher. This is the Bills best position. DB - With Lawyer Milloy gone they need a starting SS. Coy Wire might take the starting role, but they need to get someone to compete with him. Coach - D!ck Jauron? Are you kidding me? So, basically, the Bills need EVERYTHING THEY CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON. Prediction: worst team in football next year. 2-14.
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    ######

    Let's see if obsene links are ok. If this flies, I'm pretty sure you're back in business joneo.
  5. zen

    Anybody Have A Myspace.com Account?

    Isn't this illegally posted material? Gosh, why don't you just post a tubgirl link or something. :reported:
  6. Thanks. Gauge is very very cute in person. And I saw her when she was in sweats and zero make-up. Still cute as hell.
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    3 Year Old Teaches Mom Not To Take Away His Toys.

    I don't know why you people are blaming the parent. This is a profound failure on the child's part. If he could've aimed a little higher he would have immortalized his mom with a shoo-in Darwin Award.
  8. 1) Graduated from Art Skool. 2) Got a job as a crack dealer on Hollywood blvd to pay off my student loans. 2a.) I saw Gauge at my grocery store one night. I'd post a pic for those who don't know her, but I'd probably get banned for it, and I'm saving that inevitablity for something really good.
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    No Nsfw Links?

    Not sure. Maybe you should try slipping a tubgirl link in somewhere and see what happens.
  10. zen

    Curiousity ...

  11. zen

    Scott Steiner

    Scott Steiner was only slightly less annoying than GFIAFP.
  12. zen

    What Actor Would You Have Play You?

    zmanzzz could be played by Jar Jar Binks.
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    What Actor Would You Have Play You?

    Kevin Spacey, if he was younger and better looking. But his mannerisms work, if we was highly caffeinated and a Faulkner devotee. In fact, take Kevin Spacey, make him younger and more handsome, and add the brain of John Malcovich. There. That's who'd play me.
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    Hey, Where Ya All Been?

    Massive condolances. Been there, but mine was sudden and there was no blessing to it. That's rough, man. I may be a crude rube, but still you and torrid have my deepest sympathies.
  15. zen

    I Must Still Be Drunk

    Either you're drunk or you're an psychotic assmeg in a fit of unconscious rage. Wait until the red tint to everything and the urge to lick the innards of people fades, then come back. Of course, you'll probably be drunk by then. Oh dear, did I just pick on you individually using vulgarity? For shame. :reported:
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    :tinfoilhat:

    Giants Rule 04 is a martyr and a saint. We will cherish his memory always.
  17. zen

    Who is the NFL MVP

    Cedric Benson.
  18. zen

    Hottest WW pickup?

    Not if I FedEX him a dime bag!
  19. zen

    Tice says he may bench all love

    It can't hurt any.
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