lickin_starfish

I can't remember the last time I had a clean pinch. I usually strain to force fecal paste out of my azzhole, with no satisfying feeling like it all came out. Then I have a thousand brown swipes with the toilet paper.

I used to live on Main Street, and did quite a bit of drinking along that strip back in the early 90's.

So you spent some time in the Dark Horse?

Do you realize that there are still rat-fink traitors still in high positions of the DOJ, CIA, and FBI who are intent on destroying evidence and covering up the truth? This isn't D vs R issue.

He doesn't know what you lied about. Truth and lies are all the same to a cuck liberal.

Can you admit that Hillary and Obama conspired to spy on a political rival?

Liberals suddenly concerned with spending. Donald is playing you guys like a fiddle.

Do you guys need some coloring books or support animals? Did Trump hurt your feelings again today?

Why not? Let's show off some of our badass toys to the sh!tholes of the world.

I'm glad we have politicians to save us from these things.

So far, the only evidence of collusion is between the Clintons and Russia.

Is Black Panther the movie about the guys who stood outside the polling site, intimidating voters into voting for the black guy?

That is a great summary. It sickens me to think that these people are going to get away with their crimes. It also sickens me to think that liberal voters are okay with it.

He wanted to hurry home and make-out with his son.

They call me Average D*ck Lick.

Should I move all of my 401k stocks to the stable fund, or is it too late?

I'm digging the tit sucking video. Too bad it's a kid instead of another chick.

I just read this AP story on MSN.com. Nowhere does it mention the guy is a twice-deported illegal. Protecting their agenda?

How about allowing the Black social justice commercial, but rejecting the Veterans stand for the flag commercial?

Hillary and Obama are done in Washington. Why are liberal voters so opposed to seeing them locked up for their crimes? Are they suckled so tightly to Soros's deik that they would let justice be murdered?

I agree with you still. I also feel that way towards science book thumpers.

I agree with you, but I don't have the same hostility towards religious people.

Where did the matter and energy come from that caused the Big Bang? Why was it there? I find science to be very interesting, but at the root of it all, scientists don't really have a clue as to how and why everything was created. There must have been something going on prior to the Big Bang. Is there a chronological beginning at all?

I like dogs more than I like other people's babies. However, it's rather pathetic when pet owners refer to their animals as their "babies".

Get Barack's orange jumpsuit ready.