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    War with NoKo

    What would President Hillary do? We'll never know.
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    LGGBDTTTIQQAAP

    How do you have sex with a pan? Handle in the butt?
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    UPS Package - stolen :mad: :mad:

    This is why you shouldn't live near those people. He will undoubtedly become a violent felon when he ages.
  4. Am I supposed to care about this story? It's not as exciting as the Sarah Huckabee Sanders pie story.
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    Text I woke up to this morning.

    15 bucks is going to fix that wreck?
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    You can always count on the church for a few laughs

    The worst thing to ever happen to the Catholic Church was to have it's priesthood infiltrated by gays.
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    Kathy Griffin whining with a shaved head

    He is one seriously creepy looking dude.
  8. I sucked Joe Cocker's dyck backstage at Woodstock in 1969.
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    Model sells virginity for $2.9 mil

    That skank isn't worth a 2-for-$20 Applebees date.
  10. .9 degrees by year 2100? Where should I send my money to stop this tragedy? Oh, I don't have to send my money? The Government will take it automatically and save me the trouble. I can't wait to see how many carbon credits I can get per dollar!
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    AHS - Cult

    My wife and I tried watching the first two episodes, then deleted the rest of the season from the DVR. This season was garbage.
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    School shooting, 4 dead, shooter dead - N. Cali

    I thought snowflakes were the liberals who have been crying since last November. Did they pull the I'm rubber, you're glue trick?
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    Latest federal judge nominee

    As long as he is a Conservative, I don't care if his law degree is written in crayon. This country can't afford to have any more whackadoodle liberal judges.
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    Fingered at work

    With all of th recent accusations of sexual assault in the headlines, I've been wondering if I have a case against my employer. 25 years ago, when I was 19, I had a physical in the company nurses office. The doctor performed the usual routine, blood pressure, turn-your-head and cough, and whatnot. At the end of the physical, he had me lay on the table, and gave me the ol' finger in the butt. Why would a 19 year old kid need a prostate exam? Over the years, I have mentioned this to other employees, and noone else had to do that. Do I have a sexual assault case?
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    For all you Protesters--

    It's a total fahg magazine, and I don't they'll lose any subscriptions over this. Fahgs love SJW's.
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    Fingered at work

    I'm serious. Do I have a case? What proof would I need?
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    Roy Moore (R) Alabamer - diddled a 14 year old girl ?

    This isn't about truth, or proof, or even justice. This is about getting a story into the news cycle, whether true or false. Once the stink of the story is in the air, it doesn't go away even if proven to be false. If it is a lie, a backpage correction might be found in fine print, and the false accuser will see no reprimand.
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    Air Force Academy discovers racial slurs were hoax

    Thanks for the links.I should have been more specific... Any large, left leaning news sources covering this? Ones with large audiences, to spread the word far and wide?
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    Air Force Academy discovers racial slurs were hoax

    I see that you linked a Fox news article. Are there any other "reputable" news sources covering this story?
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    Hate the PC police...enjoy

    This is the show where most liberals get their news.
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    Donna Brazille breaks rank and blames Hillary

    The same people saying "move on" about Hillary are the same ones that can't let go of the fake Russia scandal. How about we investigate BOTH Trump and Hillary, and jail either of them if they broke the law?
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    Colin Kaepernick collusion case is heating up!

    Just smash the phones with hammers. It worked for Clinton.
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    Donna Brazille breaks rank and blames Hillary

    Clinton is a filthy criminal, and that's why she wasn't elected. Bernie would have beaten Trump.
  24. Spacey is a hero for coming out! -Liberals
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