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NorthernVike

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  1. NorthernVike

    So, um, yeah.

    Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
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    Very Serious Parenting Question

    Your unborn children and the rest of society appreciate it As far as the problem at hand, you are between a rock and a hard place. The best thing you can do is talk calmly with teh X and the BF and set some ground rules for the future. Best of luck dude, I don't know what I'd do with out my kids.
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    1st Birthday Party

    Are you sure he's yours?
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    Mothers day is coming!

    I give the mother of my children the best gift of all. I go fishing for five days over mothers day every year Its the Minnesota fishing oppener
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    Freedom Tower blueprints found in trash

    I didn't know your name is Mike Fleming. Are you the same Mike that runs this place?
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    Looks Like the Twins might have another hidden gem

    Oh well, I was at Saturday's game. It was a blast. Also my son's first Twins trip
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    Jared Allen's days numbered in KC?

    He'll fit rite in up north
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    Jared Allen's days numbered in KC?

    I'd love to see the Vikings trade for him. Give them our 1st and Mckinnie. Double win for the Vikes. A starting DE and we get rid of Mckinnie As far as a risk signing this guy, sure there is a risk, not too many players in this league with out significant risk. No guts no glory
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    If you had to eat a person

    To me it would not be a question of race. It's all pink on the inside. It would be more about nationality. Take the French, they never put up much of a fight so they would be very tender, but they do not bathe so I can not eat them. Americans are generally clean but a little to fatty for my taste. Russians? No, the meat will be to tough. India? No they taste like curry and I cant stand curry. So I'll have to go with Japanese. They are fit and clean. But you would have to eat two of them as they are not all that big.
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    Your Dream Golf Outing

    The course dose not matter. John Daily Craig Stadler (the walrus) Me A 16 gallon keg of beer.
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    Happy Birthday Kilroy

    Happy B-day. Let me be the first to buy you an internets beer
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    Gulbis

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    Supreme Court Really Is Out of

    No, it is simple. If a guy rams his c0ck into an 8 year old he deserves to have it cut off and shoved up his own a$$.
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    If you know someone who proposed like this....

    Corny? yes. But it is still better than the guys that do it on the jumbo-trons at sporting events. unless she says no and they keep the cameras on his face.
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    Garden Garden Garden

    Well, at least now your cats will have some place to shit
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    What I think Mike FF Today is really like....

    Afraid of getting bannord again
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    Next stall poop guy strikes again

    My point exactly. Share a couple of GFIAFP stories with him. I bet he never sits next to you again
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    Next stall poop guy strikes again

    Ask him for a courtesy flush
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    What I think Mike FF Today is really like....

    For some reason this one struck me as a possible Mike FF Today move
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    Cialis Video

    TheEnzyte commercial where bob is playing santa and all the other wifes want to sit on his lap is an instant classic Santa Bob
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    America isn't number one at anything good anymore

    Anyone surprised that all three countries fall under the "Religion of Peace"
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    My buddy put a stripper pole in his house

    How were the tips?
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    So do you think those FLDS women have smelly cooters?

    Thanks, I was trying to figure out FLDS
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