NorthernVike
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Had three this morning.
What do you call a black guy in outer space?
An Astronaut you racist.
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Did his head feld off?
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What was the asian chick's name? Was she a hooker? Addict?
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Read the definition of an insured in your policy. Resident relatives commonly are automatically insured. Does Michigan have no-fault laws for medical payments if someone is injured in an accident? If so, they would be on the hook for her medical bills. Hence the additional charge.
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The good news is that you're too old to have to have an abortion.
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10 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:
Since posting here I have learned to neatly fold my toilet paper so I can wipe with one side of it and then turn it over and wipe with the other side as shiit gets all over my hands
When did you become a follower of the religion of peace?
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4 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:
The Libs want 1 legged, quadriplegic, 400lb supermodels. That's hot for them
Basically Tim Walz.
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14 hours ago, kutulu said:
if you need someone to dictate for the audiobook I'll hook you up with a discount. I've almost got my tourette's under control, you dirty focking chink loving asswhole.
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6 minutes ago, Gepetto said:
Savannah Guthrie, the daughter of the missing Nancy Guthrie, abruptly exited Wednesday’s (May 6) Today show around 90 minutes into the broadcast, with no explanation.
Her co-host, Craig Melvin, told viewers, “Savannah had to leave a little early. She’ll be right back tomorrow, though.” Indeed, Savannah returned to the NBC morning show today, though she didn’t mention her absence. However, a source told Page Six that Savannah left “for some sort of appointment, and her exit had nothing to do with her mom.”
She shat her pants. It happens.
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A Canadian mechanic? We only have one mechanic at teh Geek Club. Hmmmm.
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I tell ya, he looks like Merle Haggard.
RIP
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Just now, Fnord said:
The insurance company told me to stop doing that after I sank the last boat.
Fock insurance companies.
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5 hours ago, supermike80 said:
Meh. I never cared then and I don't care now
This. I have no idea why this was such big news.
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New drink in Minny is the "Renee Good". It three shots with ICE.
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RIP
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Just now, Engorgeous George said:
Or at the very least firework mortars.
It will be the 4th of July
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1 hour ago, Fnord said:
No excuses. We northerners of Germanic and Scandinavian Viking descent have been blessed in this "area."
German, Norwegian and Lebanese here.
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2 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said:
How are you going to take care of them from a boat in the middle of a lake? Yell, "You can't get me. Na na!" Then moon them?
You don't bring fire arms on the boat with you?
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15 hours ago, thegeneral said:
As a person from there and uses the area what’s your take on the Boundary Waters mining operation that is going through Congress?
I get the need for resources but they are failing to account for the uniqueness of the Boundary Watters. Personally, I'd rather protect the environment in that area and mine out west as that is not where I'm from. Obviously there is a problem in that philosophy.
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The call sign for the new Air Force One is Vader 1. As in Darth Vader. Vader means "father" in Dutch.
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16 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:
That's where I lived when I made runs to the indian reservation. I can't remember the name but it was nearly to Redwood Falls on the way from Marshall.
I golf Dakota Ridge every year.
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53 minutes ago, Ray_T said:
I came on here looking for Harold and Kumar, grandmas boy or Pineapple express references and I gotta be honest guys, you stoners are not pulling your weight. I need more of these if you want me to visit this thread again.
Those were funny movies.
Trailer Park Boys was better.
Trump on a new $250 bill?
in The Geek Club
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I focking love it. I'll take a thousand of them.