titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

I knew it was coming. Hell, we all thought it.

That's gonna be hilarious when that thing falls one the field and crushes two entire teams.

If "Artificial cloud" equals "noxious air pollution" then China already did it.

You've obviously never known anyone who worked on a work crew. Here in TN (#! BABY) I'm told you show up, stand around with your thumb in your ass waiting for equipment and supplies to arrive (probably drinking beer disguised in something else). Once it gets there, you sit on a steamroller or paver (yes, we actually have machines in the south too!) until your shift ends. This is why it takes TDOT approximately 3-7 years to actually pave a focking highway.

I went and sat in the hall of the damned for a couple hours (the SS waiting room) to get a new SS card. They said it would be in the mail. It never came. I went back, sat again. They said they would mail another. Still don't have it.

Drill a small hole in one end, microwave until it is soft, and hump like a dog on viagra?

While you are gonna be under anesthsia anyway, you outta have your labia tucked too Nancy.

Don't be bashing our southern belles! They are hot and easy!

Damn that's a lot of fish.

I don't give a shot of camel jizz about Libya, as long as there aren't ground troops going in. I just wanted to say... HI PEENIE!!!!!

At least she turned her lemons into lemonade and became a "Teen Activist." Ever notice how dudes never catch sh!t for knocking chicks up? But chicks always get the wh0re of babylon treatment? God I love double standards.

No no no. Nobody bashes Lebron for bailing on Cleveland. Hell, most people would have. They bash him for being a narcisstic d!ck and having an hour long "LOOK AT ME" special about it. Mello just did his business and got what he wanted. No problem.

Yes, but at least that was on the anonymous internets. This clown actually stands on a field in front of people and plays field hockey with chicks.

Wonder how many takes each of those shots took.

Its no surprise to me that Paul would win a Republican poll in the most liberal state in the union. Doubt he'd get the nomination though, since his whole platform is that both parties (including his) have been dead wrong for decades. I hope he gets nominated. That would be awesome. But I'll believe it when I see it. The corruption is just too pervasive.

Smack my B!tch up, by Primus, followed by Blowjob Betty by Too Short, etc. No seriously, I like to use Astral Weeks by Van Morrison. That's one of my go to's. Funny story... When I was first dating the wife, we were in a hotel room, and it was bout to go down. I go to the Ipod, and look for a quick playlist that I have. There is a Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young playlist on there with pretty much everything they've ever done. Not optimal, but I was short on time. So later, its going down, and I notice something odd... in the Background, I hear George W. Bush talking.. snippets from speeches, etc. Apparently from that "Living With War" album Young did. I figure, eh, she won't notice, keep going. She notices, starts laughing, and I have to get up and change the music. Of course, for RP, this would be better than Viagra.

Can I get the "bride of the month" special? If I had to choose, gimmie #7, but I'll take any of them.

Hitler is a liberal compared to RP.

I notice that RP only mentions Bush's first 26 months... I'm betting the other 6 Bush years don't prove his point so well. And of course, During most of Bush's first 26 months, there was no major turmoil in the middle east (until he started some). Oh, and of course, in Bush's firs 26 months, no oil rigs exploded and leaked oil into American coastal water. So yeah... great point RP. (but seriously, the gotta do something about this sh!t. Gas is focking killing me.)

So I decided to Google the quote RP keeps throwing out there (I like to fact check him from time to time) So I enter... The President does not have the authority to unilaterally authorize an attack And guess what is #2 on google? Our very own RP!

Yeah, I would think wielding a razor sharp blade near your sac while your motor skills are impaired is probably a bad idea.

In my mind, its phillybear. Wasn't CJ just on the cover? They prolly seeded him low so he won't win again.

God the Seahawks are focking lame.

You could argue that Congress gave blanket authority to follow along with the UN when they approved the treaty founding the UN and our entry therein. But whatever, the fact of the matter is that the President DOES in fact have that power. Every President since Reagan, and probably farther back, has done so. And of course, Vietnam was never declared, so those presidents did too.

I agree with him that the quote was accurate. Of course, this is not a unilateral attack, as the U.N. was involved somehow.