AsimoV

SOS ladies, SOS. Week 1 overreactions are the best. Look forward to trading some week-one for CJ. Pretty sure all of your moms/wives/significant others are on my roster. That bich (Latin for generosity) outta get the deal sealed.

The democrats have control of the presidency, house of reps and the senate. Yeah, he really has his back against the wall there. P.S. - Do you form all of your opinions by reading the backs of cereal boxes... or just this one?

That fuss is just the unreasonable left-wing destroying the reputations of folks who disagree with them. They live for that stuff.

You forgot to mention menthol cigarettes.

Tell that to Leonard Little. He might feel better.

I feel REALLY bad for the Lions FA. He jumps off of one sinking ship and onto another.

Did they donate their bodies to science? I would think this is covered by that.

Assuming Addai plays, I'd roll with Portis and Grant. LJ's been sucking and Brown's time share with Ricky cripples his value. Thanks for the help w/ mine.

I'd go... Cutler Marshall Welker Bryant MJD Slaton P.T. Help with mine.

Wow, that is tough. I'd honestly sit DeAngelo simply due to matchup. Playing Denver and Oakland should lead to great production for both Lynch and Slaton.

Must start 2. Non-PPR league. A. Peterson is my #1 My other options are... B. Jacobs P.T. Cruiser MJD Any thoughts? ADP is a lock in my mind, but what about my #2? Jacobs has been a contract killer for me. Do I dare start P.T. Cruiser even if Jacobs is healthy? Does Jones-Drew deserve a shot for reasons I don't understand? Any help would be appreciated.

I need Anquan Boldin to NOT get -115 points.

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3rd Party Candidate.

And you're a BJ giver, I would assume.