IGotWorms
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He can still be reached at reclinerpilot@yahoo.comI heard he doesn't really check that one anymore. The best way to get ahold of him now is flahawker@adultfriendfinder.com
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This was discussed a while back and it was generally agreed that
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Wow dude, what a nasty cunt.
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I don't see how that's not ghey. I understand the chest hair shaving and all that, but i don't see how shaving your ass will help you swim faster.Ok, so there are no exceptions.
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I might be out of practice as to what the single folks do these days, but I think that waxing your butt (if you are a guy) is over the top. However, I know a lot of women who thought that shaving their bush 12-15 years ago was only for porn stars. Things have changed.A guy waxing his ass is and always will be uber-ghey. Pretty much the only exception is if you're swimming in the Olympics.
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Damn man, I was focking kidding. I know he is not focking ghey, I seen the video of him banging the hot fitness model. He is a born stud. Everybody here knows that is a fact of life. Hell, one chick was on here saying he was easily the best she ever had. Sorry for the confusion. I should have know since to/too being miss used focks you up so bad you completely lose your train of thought and comprehension. My bad.You're gullible, dude.
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I was actually getting at Big_Pete's statement that he would wax his ass. That is uber-focking ghey.
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What the fock is he doing everyday where he would need 3 focking showers in a day, ghey porn???Bukkake
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Yes - If I knew that I'd be getting it regularly, I'd always be shaved/waxed down there. I take 2 showers a day, sometimes 3, so cleanliness wouldn't be an issue.Wow, the evidence of your extreme gheyness just keeps mounting. You're getting into "Richard Simmons ghey" territory here.
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Bump for the ethical lawyer. C'mon humiliate her, bring the funny
Everybody hates lawyers...until they need one.
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It depends on the situation. There have been a couple times where some a$$hole comes up and goes "excuse me", only he can obviously walk right around me. He'd just prefer that I inconvenience myself by moving so he feels like a tough guy or something. With those people, I do not move. Usually I just don't even respond to them. I actually almost got in a bar fight because of that one time, but fock it, the guy was just some random focking d0uche who was trying to show me up in front of some broads I was talking to.
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ONE OF THE BEST STORIES EVER!!!Thank you for sharing :bow:
Thanks, I've been wanting to share that gem for a while and the moment finally came. Funny thing is my college friends still give me a lot of grief for it even though it happened years ago.
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Well this doesn't involve a prank, but here is a true story from my college days:
I was a college senior and one of my friends had her friend coming in from out of town. I heard this chick was pretty wild and really liked to party, and my friend was pretty much telling me that I should fuck her friend. So I go out and meet those two chicks and some other people at a bar that night. Turns out the friend was pretty hot, so I am into it right off the bat. She was definitely a little "out there" but we were getting blitzed so I didn't really give a sh!t. All of us were probably out until 4 a.m. drinking...went to some clubs and this chick was ALL OVER my junk. She actually tried to blow me under one of the tables at a club but her friends put a stop to it. In hindsight, pretty much everybody would've been able to see what was happening so we probably would've gotten kicked out before she could've finished anway. So as the night is winding down I toss her in a cab and bring her back to my place. She was a real freak of course, I banged her much harder than I've ever banged another woman in my life and she just wanted it harder. I mean, I thought I was gonna break her tailbone or something as much as I was putting into railing her. I definitely could've done some real wild sh!t with her but I had just met this chick and had no idea where she'd been. Anyway, after a couple hours I finally managed to wear her out and we went to sleep.
So flash forward to about 11 am or so, I wake up with a pounding hangover and only a vague recollection of what had happened the night before. But I quickly perceive that the bed is wet and cold. So I jump out of bed and pull back the covers--sure enough there is a HUGE wet spot where this chick had pissed herself. But not only that, there is a pile of sh!t on the corner of the bed. My first thought was "do I have a dog?" because I couldn't figure out where a pile of sh!t would come from. At this point, the chick begins to stir and looks up at me. I just pointed at the sh!t and screamed "WHAT THE FVCK IS THAT?!" She got really embarassed and covered it up with a sheet. She started apologizing and I just told her I was taking a shower and it had better be cleaned up when I got back.
I took the longest shower of my life and when I got back to my room the sheets and blankets had been stripped and put in the washer. I didn't want to talk to the chick (she went in the bathroom as soon as I got out of the shower) so I just took off. Turns out, talking to my friend about her later, that the chick had been on E that night, and that she has a history of bed-sh!tting. I ended up having to get rid of that mattress because I just couldn't get the smell of her urine out and couldn't get over the sight of her sh!t on the bed.
Worst one night stand ever.
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"What's my name? FVCK YOU--that's my name!"
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It's kinda interesting how empires that become morally bankrupt tend to collapse though.But how have we become "morally bankrupt"? Is it because we have considered allowing gay marriage? Or is it because we decided it was perfectly legitimate to torture and dehumanize people of another race and religion, so long as the ends supposedly justified the means? I think the latter has a MUCH bigger impact on the moral bankruptcy of this nation.
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Yeah, I was actually pretty surprised to learn this about Manny as well. I'm not sure why because I've figured most power hitters were juiced up for at least the past 15 years.
ETA: This story from last year makes a little more sense now...
Manny Ramirez shoved Red Sox traveling secretary Jack McCormick to the ground in an argument over Ramirez' ticket allotment. Several onlookers moved quickly to separate the two.Ramirez had asked McCormick for 16 tickets for Saturday night's Red Sox-Astros game, an unusually high number for day-of-game. In addition to handling all travel details for clubs, traveling secretaries also take player ticket requests for both home and away games.
When McCormick cautioned Ramirez that he might not be able to fulfill his request, Ramirez responded by shouting: "Just do your job!"
An argument ensued and Ramirez pushed McCormick, sending him to the ground.
'Roid rage!!!
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OMG....who cares???!!!Maybe we should ban tampon and maxi pad commercials too.....because what if your 4 yo daughter asks you what 'heavy flow' and 'periods' are?
Jesus tapdancing Christ we have become a nation of fuckin pansies.
It's real simple....when I asked something I didn't need to know, either I got ignored, or told 'It's for grown ups'.
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Me and my buddy were taking turns banging each others wives. Well, he passed out early so I banged both of them. Even banged his b1tch doggy style while she licked my wife's honey pot. Handle your booze or I will fock both our slutty wives while you
I told you I hadn't had much to eat that day.
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WTF does that have to do with the vote breakdown between Rep and Dem?Democratic Party: 152-96 (61%-39%)
Republican Party: 138-34 (80%-20%)
The Senate version:[9]
Democratic Party: 46-21 (69%-31%)
Republican Party: 27-6 (82%-18%)
The Senate version, voted on by the House:
You're thick as molasses, son.
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The funny thing is that the dipsh!t father of her baby does not agree:
NEW YORK -- Bristol Palin, arguably the nation's best-known unwed teen mother, embarked on a media tour Wednesday to argue that abstinence is a realistic way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy -- a view not shared by the father of her infant son....
Johnston has given several television interviews about his relationship with Bristol and the Palin family. He appeared on CBS' "The Early Show" Wednesday, saying abstinence was "not realistic" for many young people. Palin began the day with appearances on ABC's "Good Morning America" and NBC's "Today," where she said she wished she'd waited to have sex.
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Palin's promotion of abstinence was a turnaround from what she told Fox News in February. Then, she said that teens should avoid sex, but abstinence is "not realistic at all."
Johnston, on CBS, echoed that earlier view. He said sexually active teens need to learn about contraception as well.
"Abstinence is a great idea," Johnston said. "But I also think you need to enforce, you know, condoms and birth control and other things like that to have safe sex. I don't just think telling young kids, 'You can't have sex,' it's not going to work."
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Again, except for the last part, I'm not arguing. When dealing with someone you don't know, you should not presume they're anything. With the exception of politicians and lawyers probably being scum, of course.Just pulling numbers out of my ass: say 5% of blacks are criminals, and 2% of whites are. You can not argue that a randomly selected black person is not more likely to be a criminal than a randomly selected white person.
I think the rate of male to female rapists is something like 95/5. A randomly selected man is far more likely to be a rapist than a randomly selected woman.
Taking politics out of it completely: you have two groups of balls. One group is 90% red. The second group is 30% red. A randomly selected ball from the first group is far more likely to be red than a randomly selected ball from the 2nd group.
You do realize that you're just rationalizing racism, right? If that isn't a problem for you, then I guess there isn't much point in going in circles on this anymore.
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Thanks for proving my earlier post.A higher percentage of Republicans voted for the Civil Rights act than Democrats.
Oh, and Owlgore's dad still voted against it.
"Southern Democrats" became "Dixiecrats" became "Republicans." Try to follow along.
The Audacity of Hope and The Absence of Reason!
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I wasn't going to put much stock in that op-ed because it kind of seemed like your typical right-wing BS hit piece.
But then I noticed that FlaHawker bolded the whole thing so I figured it must be really imporant.