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Slept for six hours and just started as I’m still dealing with my my second concussion in four weeks and can’t sleep and my brain can’t handle my sixth concussions in thirty years. I’m not a quitter.

Faith No More Lynard Skynard (after the crash) SRV Buddy Holy

Shaved ball speed my friend

Tread on a tire. Great song. I fingered her.

His doctor cut them off and said,”look familiar?”

You ruined what tred left on that tire down there.

And you get discounts every time you travel having it.

I think now it’s $129.00 total a year and you start out being a silver member and grow up the ladder and get many more benefits. I added my lil Bunny on it the day I bought her a car. 35+ years after my Cool Pops gave me it for a birthday present was one of the best birthday gift I ever received I promise you, it will be the best when she needs it for her. When they need it, AAA will be there. No matter what.

Black on black and red on red

I got one from, them, installed at my house for my SVU and it cost me total $159.00. Now, I’m a platinum member so I get a discount, but it’s way better than than crap you buy at an Autouzone or O’Reilys. Go change your microwave, again sir.🫶

Jesus turned water into wine. He should drink some.

Triple A is the way to go. Great battery and they install them to you directly and are half the price you paid and dispose of the old battery and a diagnostic check for your alternator, and they have a really great warranty. Look into it. AAA is an incredibly good company.. I’ve been a member for over thirty five years.Ive saved a fortune in towing, 120 miles per tow is covered. And all you to do have is call the 800# and be on site to show them. They also will change your flat and it’s all covered. A must for your kids and wife as you can add them to your account.

There was this white guy who’s last name was Whitey and he drove around the black neighborhoods here with a speaker and microphone, like the Blues Brothers did. His motto was “Vote for Whitey” He lost.

As an adoptee fifty five years ago baptized Catholic and named John, which means (a gift from God) and my middle name is after an angel, You remind me of Falwell. I hope you fall well.

Nebraska has the best corn holes

I read his book, Why We Suck. Pretty good read.

…walking down the beach after his significant other left him for dead. He washed up on a bed and found a lamp. Franklin rubbed it.and old saggy titters Barbara Eden came out. Poof! Genie:You get two wishes. I’m old and have dementia and these hemorrhoids fawking suck. Frank: I want world peace. :Dried Up Eden: Your wish is my command. What’s next Master. Frank: Why the mother fawking shiot is my name Frank? Franklin. What am I, a half dollar?

Done Frank.

Slept In My New Kids On The Block T-Shirt and woke up to Marky Mark Whalberg being a new kid on my cack.

Slept in my Queen t-shirt and woke up with a fat bottom girl

Looks like he’s lost eleven digits now.

I’m heading to Phoenix in May or June to meet my birth father and sister for the first time., Found a round trip ticket from New Orleans to there for $129.00 with my discounts flying Southwest. We might be able to have a Geek meet if I have enough time and have a beer.

Slept in my George Thorogood t-shirt and was bad to the bone

…and any others that have invested in them and a general idea how it’s worked out for you. I read your thread about your success. TIA I’m looking into it.