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I love me some box wine. The wifey got some from Target last year before we went on vacation to Alabama.

I bought my first pair of golf shoes from K-Mart. They were the white Fuzzy Zoellers with metal spikes. They had them on sale as K-Mart sh!tcanned him for the fried chicken and collard green remarks.

And if they smoke and drink, they prolly like to eat big beefy tacos too.

They Call Me Bruce?

Morrison. Hendrix, Joplin, Cobain, and a few others all joined the 27 CLUB for a reason. They sucked at life and couldn't handle it.

Mr Mojo Rissin The lizard King.......I can do anything I don't know why, but I loved his style. He was the ultimate performer when he wanted to be. When he was on...he was on. He ooozed sex appeall and Jagger was jealous of him. He was the fawking man for a short period of time. The movie "THE DOORS" should have been named "MORRISON". It was all about him. As it should have been. What most don't realize is how talented the band was. And they did a ton of drugs and were able to perform. Or keep up with Jim as he wanted. "Break oN Through" was his goal for his band-mates. He found ways to keep it together whilst losing control. Love that motherfawker. I had a tenant blow his fawking brains out under me listening to "The End". while i was in the bathtub above him. I subsequentioally banged some chick I never knew the name of that night whilst the coppers were investigating the scene searching for reasons as to why this freak blew his brains out below me.

My bad. I thought you were a lawyer.

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Wrong. We can also execute you if you're found guilty of treason.

There's a farmer down in Venice who told me during Katrina that a tornado ripped through his land and picked up one of his cows and placed her in a tree safe and sound from the flood waters where a bunch of his other cows drowned later that night. He had to shoot her down because they couldn't figure a way to get her out of the tree. My moms cousin was killed by a tornado when they were kids. They found her body a mile away laying on an album called "Stormy Weather". Crazy sh!t indeed.

I was playing a round one day after work with some good buddies.We get to a long par 4 and I see this old silver headed lady (36C) on the left side of my fairway. She was coming up the faiway from her tee box and stopped her cart next to her ball. I hadn't hit a tee shot left in years so I hit away. The fawking ball goes straight left and right at her. She's about 250 yards away so I yell fore as loud as I can. The ball flys right into the cart and hits her squarely between the t!ts. She then falls right out of the cart and onto the ground and lies there motionless as her two grandsons are standing over her not knowing what to do. It was cartoonish the way it played out. So I race down the fairway trying to get to her as fast as I can while my arsehole friends are screaming "Twoo Twoooooooo." I finally get to her and she's laying on the ground holding her t!ts while the grandsons are about to start crying because I killed their Nana. I help her up and set her back in the cart and ask her if she needs anything. She slightly pulls down the front of her blouse and there is this huge bruise turning all kinds of ugly colors. She said something about always feeling safe in a cart and how she's gonna have a huge bruise in the morning and for me to not worry. The tough old broad drove off and finished the round. I couldn't find my ball. It was in her cart. My buddies made me go back to the tee and hit again.

I handled a tornado claim a few years back down in Venice, LA. A small tornado went through a small heli-port . One of the helicopter pilots had just taken off and noticed a small funnel cloud. He brought the chopper up to 500 feet and saw the funnel cloud turn into a small tornado. He said the tornado went over the levee and passed a 2000 gallon fuel tank by a few feet. Passed the trailer that housed the pilots. Went down an aisle of trucks, missing all of them but one, and then went out of the parking area through a gate exit, not hitting the gate but went through it like you or I would exit, and then went over the Hwy and dissapeared. He said it was the weirdest sh!t he'd ever seen as a pilot.

Tell that to the Branch Davidians.

He could have been taken alive. Are you ok that we executed Osama Bin Laden? You were all for gigving these guys trials in civilian courts. OBL never got his day in court. Seal Team Six executed a death penalty given to them by President Obama. Are you OK with that?

We gave OBL the death penalty. There was no way he was getting out of that compound alive. Are you ok with that? The US was his judge jury and executioner.

Pink Flo

Twisted Clam Bumpers

Loverpriests

Have you seen his portfolio?

That's what happens when you can't even get out of your own way.

A girl I dated a long while ago told me two things about tornadoes: When you are in the direct path of one and it's not moving side to side and getting louder.....it's coming right at you.

One of the greatest musicians to ever live. The Doors never had or needed a bass player because he was so fawking great. He played a vox and a keyboard at the same time and could recite the lyrics Morrison belted out without missing a beat. Doing three musical things at once is incredible. i meet him and his wife once after a seminar he did at UNO when he published his book about the Doors. Densmore was there and they talked to us like we were family. He told me a story about how he and his wife would ride around the slums in LA looking for inspiration. They found a slum motel in LA. It became the cover of "Morrison Hotel". Ray: Jim was so fawked up that he thought they were in Beverly Hills. Jim: We need to write a song about wemens from here. "LA Woman" was borned.

Johnny Cashless

This is why booots kitteh only does one show a night.