t.j. booker

Me neither!

It was a LOT bigger than that, last time I saw it!

Senior stock associate for the 4th biggest athletic goods store in the greater Boise, ID metropolitan area. But I recently applied to work for ICE.

Maybe. She likes to date migrants.

They offer health, dental, vision, a 401(k), paid holidays, friendship and camaraderie … all things I DON’T get with my current job. Plus, a signing bonus! I recently finished my Associates degree so I meet all the minimum qualifications. The website says they’re looking for candidates with integrity, which I have , and courage who are in peak physical conditions. I’ll let you know how it goes.

I’m probably the only guy in town who’s been on this ride!

I had 2 for lunch on Wednesday!

Ollie Briggs used to make me wear lipstick and do the “tuck dance” in the locker room in middle school. Silence of the Lambs was very popular.

Sometimes at the Chuck-a-Rama buffet I’ll go take a whiz and it’s just me and some other guy at the urinals. Seems weird to just stand there without speaking, so last time I made a little small talk. “Hey, how’s your night going? How about those crab legs?” That sort of thing. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and left. Is that weird?

The wife gets the house, both cars, and all the cash. Then she sleeps with the husband’s best friends and brags about it on Facebook.