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  1. t.j. booker

    Jock or Band

    Color guard and played the tuba.
  2. t.j. booker

    Masks Protect you and others from COVID

    I wear 2 masks one of those plastic faceguard shields and swimming goggles. I’m not taking any chances. I’m big boned and have a glandular condition.
  3. t.j. booker

    I know what I’m making for dinner tonight!

    She likes soul food.
  4. OMG that looks SO GOSH DARN GOOD! I LOVE Italian food! It’s in the oven I’ll report back when it’s done!
  5. Now that I know how easy it is to get Geeks banned I think you should all lay off my ex-wife, if you know what’s good for you.
  6. t.j. booker

    Black Help

    Gloria had some black “friends.” Lots of them.
  7. t.j. booker

    How do I get killer abs?

    42 years old, 5’6, 320 lbs. I’m not sure about BMI but my doctor said I could lose a few pounds.
  8. t.j. booker

    How do I get killer abs?

    My new year’s resolution is to get killer abs and swole “guns” but I don’t know where to start. I’m not much for exercise except occasionally walking to the Chuck-a-Rama and lifting my dumbbell. I can’t do much more on account of my glandular problem. You Geeks are all in peak physical condition. How do I get started on being buff?
  9. t.j. booker

    Come on and MASK UP people!

    THATS MY WIFE!
  10. t.j. booker

    Come on and MASK UP people!

    I went to the Chuck-a-Rama for the brunch buffet this morning which was delicious but I was outraged by the number of people who were not properly masked up! In 3 hours I saw several busboys wearing their masks BELOW their noses and a very large family just sitting there at the table conversing WITHOUT MASKS after their meal! Don’t they care about the health and wellbeing of the people around them? You never know who might have a serious condition or a glandular problem that puts them “at risk.” I ALWAYS wear my mask when I go out and am careful to put my mask back ON in between bites at the buffet. Is this too much to ask during a deadly pandemic? Whos with me?
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    Things I Kinda Regret

    I once inappropriately raised my voice and said unkind things to my ex-wife when I caught her in bed with a chinaman. I sometimes wonder if we might have lasted if I’d been more understanding.
  12. t.j. booker

    Ever Eat at Sizzler?

    yes
  13. t.j. booker

    How does a guy like me “get lucky”?

    I can’t afford to travel.
  14. Before we got divorced Gloria gave me a “hand job” but only with the lights off if I promised to think about someone else and not to touch her boobs. That was the last sex I had three years ago. Im divorced, middle aged, short, fat, bald and broke. How does a fellow like me “get lucky”? She can be fat and ugly I don’t care at all. I need release. Many if you are smooth with the ladies. Please help a desperate brother out!
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