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Everything posted by t.j. booker
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Vanilla Ice Cream With OIive Oil And Sea Salt
t.j. booker replied to BeenHereBefore's topic in The Geek Club
I’ve do it with melted butter and Reeces Pieces … it was the bomb! -
DOUBLE Big Macs!!! Limited time only. Do you think these will hold up in a freezer? Four all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!
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Gloria liked a pounder too!
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I was pretty when I was young.
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Hell yeah it’s a real thing! I have full pizza insurance coverage, an app that tells me when my blood sugar levels are low and I need pizza, and another app to tell me where the nearest pizzeria is! This is one health emergency TJ won’t ever have to deal with!
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Her name is Veronica and she’s four bills, at least. I see her at the Chuck-a-Rama a few times a week especially on Wednesdays (king crab night). She has a rep for picking up guys from the Greater Boise buffet circuit. I saw her in line tonight and she said “Tee-jay! Ha com you nevah axe me out?” I got sort of flummoxed and told her I’m still technically married. ”Dontchu be holdin out on me Tee-jay! Ima gonna get me sum that!” It’s been 5 years since I last got some. I’m thinking about going for it.
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Some conservatives want to ban no-fault divorce
t.j. booker replied to IGotWorms's topic in The Geek Club
If they repeal it in Idaho will Gloria come home? -
Gloria gave me an STI and 7 years of alimony payments!
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After Gloria left I had some feelings of depression and physical, sexual, and financial inadequacy. My therapist Ron told me to look in the mirror every morning and say, “T.J., you are good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit - people like you!” Just repeating these words every morning helped keep the negative thoughts at bay and put me in a better headspace. Years later I caught Gloria blowing Ron in a Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot.
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Spermoff Do you skip over people in the buffet line?
t.j. booker replied to Cdub100's topic in The Geek Club
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Ollie Briggs used to make me wear lipstick and do the “tuck dance” in the locker room in middle school.
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Every time I see this thread I hear it to tune of the Hot Pockets jingle. Locked Topics!
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I hope so! I dont want to be the only one.
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EAT LIKE A CHAMPION WITH LITTLE CAESARS
t.j. booker replied to BeenHereBefore's topic in The Geek Club
I ordered one for the game last week. IT WAS THE BOMB! I liked it so much I ordered another for the second half. -
I get ads for buffets and bariatric surgery.
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They made fun of me for wearing a t-shirt in the pool.
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Our high school QB Ollie Briggs thought he was hot stuff just cause he was rich and good looking and athletically gifted and popular and all the girls liked him. He made me wear lipstick and do the “tuck” dance in the locker room. Silence of the Lambs was very popular back then. I got back at him years later when he drove up in his BMW and brought his son into the sporting goods store where I worked and asked me to recommend the best baseball glove on the market. The big jerk didn’t even recognize me. The glove I recommended was only the 3rd or 4th best on the market … AT BEST! hehehe.
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What are you getting your Mom for Mother's Day?
t.j. booker replied to DonS's topic in The Geek Club
Nothing. She moved to California to start a business with her special friend Jamar when I was just a kid. Haven’t seen her since. -
I feel GREAT about my dad bod!
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5’6 and 380 last time on the scale on account of my glandular condition. I’m not overweight - I’m under-tall! Hahaha.
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I McFlurries.
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Who Let The Liberal Animals Out Of Their Cages, Again?
t.j. booker replied to League Champion's topic in The Geek Club
Um, HELLO? -
I’ve been on Tinder ever since the divorce and final got a match … SHE SWIPED RIGHT! We’re going out for dinner on Friday! I want to be prepared in case things go really good if you catch my drift hehehe. Anybody here taking any pharmaceutical enhancements?