I just cut my ear open ... bleeding, bandaged ear.

[Giants Fan 85]

I saw myself in another mirror earlier, and the ear peach fuzz was looking bad, I am psycho about tweezing my ear hair. It TICKLES! Drives me nuts. Pretty much all the time, digging in my ears with tweezers, and I shave 'em too, with a safety razor.

 

So ... I cut myself. Shaving. My ear.

 

I hope nobody asks me how it happened.

[Giants Fan 85]

Wont stop bleeding! WTF? Just a little cut on my ear! Right now I'm letting the blood just drip, figure I'll shower when it scabs.

[Chronic Husker 85]

The title says it's bandaged but you say you're letting it drip.

 

Which is it?

[NewbieJr 540]

I thought you were bald.

 

Why wouldn't you let your ear-hair grow and comb it upwards?

[Giants Fan 85]

DUH!

 

It's just peach fuzz. It only tickles me, but backlit ... my ear fuzz shows up .... and I don't wanna be an old guy with fuzzy ears ... so I shave it.

 

Knicked myself shaving ... just embarassing to admit ... I was shaving my ears. Not as bad as like .... losing to GEORGE MASON .... but still ... embarassing.

[Crestwood 0]

how much you suing gillette for, since you already act like the whole world owes you for something?

[dcOne 2]

DUH!

 

It's just peach fuzz. It tickles my butt.

 

 

 

how much you suing gillette for

 

Prolly about a hunnert dollers.

 

I still haven't got the quote thing figured out, obviously.

[Cdub100 3,366]

Next time finish the job and go from ear to ear.

[Ralph Wiggum 0]

[soaked in blood] "I look like cable TV!"

[Thin Spirit 0]

Yea, Mike's trying to 'clean up the boards', yet this constant bull sh*t gets to carry on. Really makes sense...

 

[cgod 0]

Good job Vince. You're

[Eagles Green 34]

Next time try your wrist.

[SUXBNME 1,318]

I've waited 5 months to say this.....

 

IBTL !!

 

[Jeff Garcia 8]

Next time finish the job and go from ear to ear.