How far did you go on your bachelor party?

[cmh6476 751]

[TylerRoseFan 16]

Houston

[hoffdaddy 1]

Just a few miles to the nudie bar.

[George Carlin 1]

With your wife?

[SigEp316 0]

we went dowtown and around the Strip and what not

[KSB2424 3,083]

3rd Base

[hoytdwow 202]

Houston

 

[cmh6476 751]

Houston

 

 

we went to lawrence

[DuckStupid 40]

I dunno. I remember someone putting on my socks and that I almost told some dude I would have to kick the sheet out of him, that's about it.

[EMoney 0]

We are going to Atlanta. 2 hours from most of the attendees.

 

Also, why do you feel the need to post a new topic everyday about your wedding. You soaked up the danzone with this crap for the last 6 months. Your focking wedding is over. Why are you asking bachelor party stuff again?

[redtodd 7]

I grabbed some chick's t!t. But then her drunk husband got all pissy.

[cmh6476 751]

We are going to Atlanta. 2 hours from most of the attendees.

 

Also, why do you feel the need to post a new topic everyday about your wedding. You soaked up the danzone with this crap for the last 6 months. Your focking wedding is over. Why are you asking bachelor party stuff again?

 

 

I'm just trying to get this place rolling again, and this thread seemed to go fairly well at thedanzone

 

 

sorry, next time I'll pm you asking permission before posting any new topics

[Eagles Green 34]

I grabbed some chick's t!t. But then her drunk husband got all pissy.

 

did the fat poosy let you finish your meal?

[redtodd 7]

did the fat poosy let you finish your meal?

 

Amazingly, yes. He was still complaining while I was ordering dessert.

[EMoney 0]

I'm just trying to get this place rolling again, and this thread seemed to go fairly well at thedanzone

sorry, next time I'll pm you asking permission before posting any new topics

 

So you are getting it rolling by being unoriginal and rehashing things that were barely funny at tdz? Should we start some topics about christmas presents and whatnot since that was during the same time period?

 

did the fat poosy let you finish your meal?

 

[Eagles Green 34]

Amazingly, yes. He was still complaining while I was ordering dessert.

 

Hopefully you banged her when the fat husband passed out.

[TheNewGirl 1,028]

I'm just trying to get this place rolling again, and this thread seemed to go fairly well at thedanzone

sorry, next time I'll pm you asking permission before posting any new topics

 

I think the thread at TDZ was worded QUITE differently.

 

[paulinstl 295]

I had sex with a Messican hooker, her mamasita, her kid, her dog, her goat, and her donkey.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

Hey CMH!

 

Congratulations on being a married man! Hope the day was nice for you both.

 

Did you ever post anything on the 'results' of your Bachelor party? If you did, I missed it.

How'd it all go?

[cmh6476 751]

Hey CMH!

 

Congratulations on being a married man! Hope the day was nice for you both.

 

Did you ever post anything on the 'results' of your Bachelor party? If you did, I missed it.

How'd it all go?

 

 

there were no happy endings, except when i had to run out back to relieve myself

 

 

It all went well, we had a great time just gettin the guys all out and hangin out poundin some brews and gettin some lapdances. I didnt do anything that would have upset the little misses too much

[S.D. Jones 0]

I had sex with a Messican hooker, her mamasita, her kid, her dog, her goat, and her donkey.

 

This right here is b.s., as we all know there isn't a woman out there desperate enough to marry you.

[redtodd 7]

Hopefully you banged her when the fat husband passed out.

 

It never got beyond dry humping.

[jerryskids 5,197]

Mine sucked. Strippers didn't go, ended up just going to a strip joint. I want a do-over.

[dave32 14]

I killed a guy.

[gratefulted 14]

My bachelor party consisted of a case of Scotch Whiskey, an ounce of good bud and a half sheet of acid with a few friends at the Kelso Sand Dunes (same place where Morrison tripped out in The Doors Movie), so no happy endings, at least I hope not

[Big C 0]

My Bachelor went out of this country, Windsor eh?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I killed a guy.

 

Bachelor parties are way past your bedtime, young man.