Death

cmh6476 · March 27, 2006

Do you think we get to lay around the beach and drink margaritas all day once we get there? Or do you think God will make us start looking for jobs as soon as we arrive?

:mad:

SmartassBoiler · March 27, 2006

I dunno, but hopefully Norm McDonald breaks his ankle again the day I'm supposed to go.

redtodd · March 27, 2006

I think it will be something where you move onto something else and you will have no clue you ever existed in this world.

Snuff · March 27, 2006

Are you asking what death is like or what heaven is like? Either way, I can't help you. I haven't died yet.

GobbleDog · March 27, 2006

Remember what life was like before you were born?

I betcha that's pretty much what life will be like after you die.

cmh6476 · March 27, 2006

Are you asking what death is like or what heaven is like? Either way, I can't help you. I haven't died yet.

i guess heaven

Cdub100 · March 27, 2006

A lot like sleeping. Just without the dreams

Jeff Garcia · March 27, 2006

Well if you go out killing the infidels, you get 1000000000000000 virgins once you get there.

Gravely · March 27, 2006

It hurts all of the time and the only way to relieve the pain is to eat the brains of the living.

GobbleDog · March 27, 2006

Well if you go out killing the infidels, you get 1000000000000000 virgins once you get there.

Are these dead virgins who once lived on Earth or magical virgins created by God?

I mean, that's a lot of virgins! I think Muslims suck at math.

hoytdwow · March 27, 2006

Death, what do you think its like?

Lasagna

brinett9 · March 27, 2006

Based on data I've gathered in extensive experimentation, there seems to be a lot of screaming involved.

March 27, 2006

I'm pretty sure that when it's over, it's over.

And if won't 'feel' like anything. HTH.

Rybo5 · March 27, 2006

Remember what life was like before you were born?

I betcha that's pretty much what life will be like after you die.

If I had to take a guess, this would pretty much be it.

Ignignokt · March 27, 2006

I'm pretty sure that when it's over, it's over.
And if won't 'feel' like anything. HTH.

So it's kind of like when the average regular season ends for a Chiefs fan? Sounds about right. :ninja:

March 27, 2006

So it's kind of like when the average regular season ends for a Chiefs fan? Sounds about right.

Or, what one would imagine sex with Swerski would be like.

Over and feeling nothing. :wall:

Rusty Syringes · March 27, 2006

Beaumont.

mobb_deep · March 27, 2006

it's like Ambien and a couple beers. :cheers:

CurlyNight · March 27, 2006

A few years ago, I was pronounced dead for a couple minutes, and it seemed so peaceful and nice that I didn't want to come back. Too bad for you folks here that they revived me. :cheers:

jerryskids · March 28, 2006

I imagine that he|| is having nothing but GF and zmanzzzz threads to read. :cheers:

Riddlen · March 28, 2006

Do you think we get to lay around the beach and drink margaritas all day once we get there? Or do you think God will make us start looking for jobs as soon as we arrive?

Its like trading a 3rd round pick for Joey Harrington.

Thornton Melon · March 28, 2006

Steve Buscemi asking to take your briefcase.

peenie · March 28, 2006

A lot like sleeping. Just without the dreams

that's what i think too.

no jesus, no heaven, or hell...no afterlife.

sawilson · March 28, 2006

i guess heaven

Uhm you sure you're headed in that direction? :blink: You may want to start asking questions about the "other" location down south if you're actually inquiring about the after life for yourself.

hth

EndGame · March 28, 2006

A lot like sleeping. Just without the dreams

...or the waking up.

CurlyNight · March 28, 2006

Uhm you sure you're headed in that direction? You may want to start asking questions about the "other" location down south if you're actually inquiring about the after life for yourself.

hth

:huh:

sawilson · March 28, 2006

Hey girlfriend, how's it goin? Dr come back today?

CurlyNight · March 28, 2006

Hey girlfriend, how's it goin? Dr come back today?

Yes, and a patient was pissed about how one of "my guys" botched up his appointment. He sent a looooong nasty email to the doc, and of course it comes to me with a wtf and fix it, like it's my fault. Seeing one of those emails from the doc first thing in the morning is enough to ruin your week cuz I know in most cases, the patient is manipulating/lying his way to get his way. When things don't go their way, email goes to the doc and doc comes to me and I have to stand up for my guy while the doc is saying fix it. :blink: Happens a few times a year, which is more than enough.

How's it going with you?

sawilson · March 28, 2006

Yes, and a patient was pissed about how one of "my guys" botched up his appointment. He sent a looooong nasty email to the doc, and of course it comes to me with a wtf and fix it, like it's my fault. Seeing one of those emails from the doc first thing in the morning is enough to ruin your week cuz I know in most cases, the patient is manipulating/lying his way to get his way. When things don't go their way, email goes to the doc and doc comes to me and I have to stand up for my guy while the doc is saying fix it. Happens a few times a year, which is more than enough.

How's it going with you?

Well, apparently better than with you. Today I had to deal with this guy that was just pissing me off to no end. Ended up yelling at him over the phone (no, not a client of mine), telling him I had to go and hung up. People like that irritate the shiot out of me.

Right now, I'm just working...

gratefulted · March 28, 2006

From some of my readings it says dying is easy, being born was the b!tch.

CurlyNight · March 28, 2006

Well, apparently better than with you. Today I had to deal with this guy that was just pissing me off to no end. Ended up yelling at him over the phone (no, not a client of mine), telling him I had to go and hung up. People like that irritate the shiot out of me.
Right now, I'm just working...

Well the day is over with. I always tell the doc, when he's freaking out like his practice is going under because one of his zillion patients didn't get their way, that it's all water under the bridge and I'll handle it. I know the schedulers don't do what the patients claim, so it's always a challenge to give such patients enough to feel ok but not enough to feel like they can get away with this sh1t again cuz they know they are lying/exaggerating, and I'm onto them. I just need to tape record my answer to doc's perfectionistic/unrealistic/type A personality spasms which once he hears the reality as I explain it to him (again), he's fine. He is soooo into customer service and anyone not happy sets him on fire, which comes back to me to "fix." And so here we go again. :blink: Luckily this happens a handful of times a year or I'd be gone by now. :huh:

buffalobillsffl2003 · March 28, 2006

A few years ago, I was pronounced dead for a couple minutes, and it seemed so peaceful and nice that I didn't want to come back. Too bad for you folks here that they revived me.

We can fix that.

Actually, I done bonked my haid a number of years ago, and there was a wheatfield with peaceful music. It was great.

:blink:

When I woke up, I was ###### pisseld. :huh:

cmh6476 · March 28, 2006

Uhm you sure you're headed in that direction? You may want to start asking questions about the "other" location down south if you're actually inquiring about the after life for yourself.

hth

Not to toot my own horn or nuthin, but I'm one of the most considerate, gentle, kind, caring, loyal, faithful, pleasant, humble, thoughtful, appreciative, likable people you will ever meet :mad:

So if I don't make it, quite a few other people are going to have more problems than I will :angry:

BiPolarBear · March 28, 2006

I done bonked my haid a number of years ago, and there was a wheatfield with peaceful music. It was great.

When I woke up, I was ###### pisseld.

You must of been lying in front of the TV. That scene is from Gladiator.

phillybear · March 28, 2006

Death is like a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.

shovelheadt · March 28, 2006

that's what i think too.
no jesus, no heaven, or hell...no afterlife.

Bingo!

cmh6476 · March 28, 2006

It really surprises me how many people believe that when we die, we just die and that's it.

I have a hard time believeing this, as when my brother died I was given so many signs to show me that he was still with us. Completely changed my life and how I live. I'm guessing maybe some of you haven't had anyone that close to you die yet? :mad:

Regardless, it made me change the way I live my daily life, knowing that one day I will have to face the consequences of my own actions here on Earth, and knowing that I want to do everything I can in my short time here to make my brother proud once we meet up again.

cgod · March 28, 2006

Death is like a grilled cheese sammich and a bowl of tomato soup.

so, I guess I'm going to hell. I hate tomato soup. :mad:

jjsparty68 · March 28, 2006

that's what i think too.
no jesus, no heaven, or hell...no afterlife.

Yes indeed.

George Carlin · March 28, 2006

Bunch of morons, honestly.

Heaven? Angels? Aliens? Ghosts? Ghouls? Zombies? :thumbsup:

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