Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Slammed his door, started yelling at someone on the phone, some crap started hitting the walls. He opens his door 5 minutes later, and his desk is toppled over. Monitor is on the floor. Crap is everywhere. He grabs his jacket and storms out. He's usually the quiet type. Something made him flip. Quote
hoytdwow Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 I'd head home if I were you. He might be back with a machine gun. Quote
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Posted March 28, 2006 Author Posted March 28, 2006 I think his wife just divorced him over the phone...not so sure though. It was definitely her on the phone though. Quote
shovelheadt Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 He's usually the quiet type. Usually the worst meltdown, when they do lose it. Quote
NewbieJr Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Usually the worst meltdown, when they do lose it. burning like a powder keg and giving off sparks....... Quote
Cdub100 Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 He's usually the quiet type. that's what they say about serial killers Quote
porkbutt Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Slammed his door, started yelling at someone on the phone, some crap started hitting the walls. He opens his door 5 minutes later, and his desk is toppled over. Monitor is on the floor. Crap is everywhere. He grabs his jacket and storms out. He's usually the quiet type. Something made him flip. you didn't refill the slurpee machine again? Quote
shovelheadt Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 you didn't refill the slurpee machine again? Did you gum up the squishy machine again? Quote
phillybear Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 I think his wife just divorced him over the phone...not so sure though. It was definitely her on the phone though. He might be in jail for murder by the end of the day. Might as well grab his office supplies while you can. Quote
surferskin Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 when you say he flipped over his desk, do you mean he did a front flip or a back flip? cuz a back flip over a desk would be really cool...especially if he landed in his chair afterwards. Quote
brinett9 Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 This is a perfect opportunity to play a practical joke of some kind on hiim. I recommend filling his desk drawers with foam peanuts. Quote
surferskin Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 This is a perfect opportunity to play a practical joke of some kind on hiim. I recommend filling his desk drawers with foam peanuts. taking a dump in his desk draw would be funnier. Quote
avoiding injuries Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 He just found out he had none of the final four teams? Who let's their wife hold their bracket anyways? Quote
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Posted March 28, 2006 Author Posted March 28, 2006 Funny...he comes back and was trying to clean it up and he falls over some of the crap just as the HR person walks to the door. So he's laid out on the floor like he got hit by a Tyson punch, and the women says..."If you can get out of your sespool, we are having a meeting with 'insert VP's name'." Foam peanuts....hmmm, none of those around. One of the guys has a plastic snake in his office. I'll try to talk him into putting it under one of the spilled out drawers. Quote
brinett9 Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Maybe he was just informed that he has "decided it was time to move into the private sector" like that White House guy. Quote
ZeroTolerance Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 He might be in jail for murder by the end of the day. Might as well grab his office supplies while you can. *Pictures boss, in full psychopath mode, walking back into his office as Apu shove supplies in his pockets, and calmly stating "I believe you have my stapler" before he blasts Apu with a sawed off shotgun* Quote
Ellen Degeneres Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 I think his wife just divorced him over the phone...not so sure though. It was definitely her on the phone though. What do you secretaries make these days? Quote
Juniper Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 It sounds more to me like the company just fired or demoted him. Unless everybody who reports to him REALLY likes the guy; I'd bet you could get him dismissed or re-assigned. Quote
Riddlen Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 *Pictures boss, in full psychopath mode, walking back into his office as Apu shove supplies in his pockets, and calmly stating "I believe you have my stapler" before he blasts Apu with a sawed off shotgun* I didnt think Burger King even had secrataries Quote
dcOne Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Maybe he forgot to set his clock back 2 hours last night. Quote
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Posted March 28, 2006 Author Posted March 28, 2006 All appears to be well on the office side of things. He is holed up in there picking up. He dropped by to apologize to a couple of us. Apparently his wife called him from Dallas (we're in DC) and told him it was over. No kids luckily. Not sure why he's pissed...she was a huge woman based on her pictures...we're talkin 200 lb minimum. I'd be like, "good riddance and you aren't getting any coin from me". I can't imagine someone else wanting to tap that thing. Damn, I was hoping they'd fire his a$$ so I can take his job (and of course get off squishy machine duty). Quote
AmbassadorOfKwan Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 All appears to be well on the office side of things. He is holed up in there picking up. He dropped by to apologize to a couple of us. Apparently his wife called him from Dallas (we're in DC) and told him it was over. No kids luckily. Not sure why he's pissed...she was a huge woman based on her pictures...we're talkin 200 lb minimum. I'd be like, "good riddance and you aren't getting any coin from me". I can't imagine someone else wanting to tap that thing. Damn, I was hoping they'd fire his a$$ so I can take his job (and of course get off squishy machine duty). T.O.s' first mistake? Quote
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