Some see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full.

[George Carlin 1]

I see the glass as too big.

[Riddlen 1]

George Carlin has always been a joke thief (Steven Wright in this case I beleive)

[phillybear 364]

I see the glass as poisoned.

[bandwagoneer 0]

I see eveyone hoping that there is enough water in the half glass to drown your ass.

[Siouxsie 1]

I see the glass as too big.

 

 

most glasses are too little .. if you smell what i'm cooking

 

 

oh and george carlin; a question

did you pick that nome de plume

because you look like george carlin

or do you think

that you are his comedic equal

i'm guessing looks

 

 

or am i overthinking?

 

 

who the heck are you .. anyway? no no not in real life - which geek?

[George Carlin 1]

most glasses are too little .. if you smell what i'm cooking

 

 

oh and george carlin; a question

did you pick that nome de plume

because you look like george carlin

or do you think

that you are his comedic equal

i'm guessing looks

or am i overthinking?

who the heck are you .. anyway? no no not in real life - which geek?

 

He's my favorite comedian.

 

I'm Batman

 

 

George Carlin has always been a joke thief (Steven Wright in this case I beleive)

 

 

George Carlin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steven wright

[Siouxsie 1]

He's my favorite comedian.

 

I'm Batman

 

 

 

ok ..

do you tend bar ..

in an upscale establishment?

[George Carlin 1]

ok ..

do you tend bar ..

in an upscale establishment?

 

Go away

[Siouxsie 1]

Go away

 

 

 

whoops, sorry

didn't mean to touch a nerve

ok, i'll go

i got nothing else anyway

 

dang, didn't get to ask you if you've crossed paths with any torch singers .. in the last 3 years or so

 

nevermind

[hoytdwow 202]

I see the glass as a cup

[phillybear 364]

Metallica wants to do commercials for the glass and bottled water companies, and will sue to prevent people from drinking any free tap water.

[kutulu 1,542]

Metallica wants to do commercials for the glass and bottled water companies, and will sue to prevent people from drinking any free tap water.

 

Again your facts suck the asspipe. Metallica has recently signed an exclusive deal with PepsiCo as the official supplier of all Metallica type beverages. Luckily, this goes hand in hand with their cross promotional marketing effort with Frito-Lay as the Official snack provider for Metallica.

 

This is independent of thier pending fruit snack deal with Nabisco.

[phillybear 364]

Again your facts suck the asspipe. Metallica has recently signed an exclusive deal with PepsiCo as the official supplier of all Metallica type beverages. Luckily, this goes hand in hand with their cross promotional marketing effort with Frito-Lay as the Official snack provider for Metallica.

 

I assume this means Metallica will be appearing in commercials for Pepsi with Britney Spears.

[Toro 1]

Metallica wants to do commercials for the glass and bottled water companies, and will sue to prevent people from drinking any free tap water.

 

Tap water is not free.

[kutulu 1,542]

I assume this means Metallica will be appearing in commercials for Pepsi with Britney Spears.

 

I believe their respective legal teams are in negotiations at this time.

[parrot 789]

Anybody with Sirius follow that Funny Four thing on RawDog? Carlin was put out by Carlos Mencia.

 

Has Mencia ever said anything funny? He's a poor man's Paul Rodriquez. Actually Paul Rodriquez is a poor man's Paul Rodriguez, so Mencia must be an edjr level of poor man's Paul Rodgriquez.

 

Crying damn shame that.

[cgod 0]

I see it as time for another beer.

[pt_mck 7]

I say there's 4 ounces of liquid in an 8 ounce container.

[RLLD 3,455]

I see a potential weapon....