Shakira: Do you think she'd be any good in the sack?

[dcOne 2]

Just watched a couple of her videos.

[cmh6476 751]

i heard she was on american idol last night shakin her ass like nobody's business

[George Carlin 1]

She was hotter a few years back, but she's still FINE!

[Saturday Night Beaver 2]

hips don't lie.

[BMoney 0]

the cameras on AI were constantly going away from her..it was as disappointing as the actual show itself...

 

theres NO doubt that she'd be good...

[Vikings4ever 496]

Overrated, but the way she moves, she'd probably be a hell of a fock.

[jerryskids 5,198]

Is this a trick question? Sounds like something someone at FBGs would say, then a bunch of studs would come talk about how meh she is.

[dcOne 2]

Overrated.... she'd probably be a hell of a fock.

 

If she's a hell of a fock....she certainly isn't overrated.

[ilovemustachios 0]

For some strange reason I can't stop thinking that her box would smell like hot garbage.

[Vikings4ever 496]

If she's a hell of a fock....she certainly isn't overrated.

Overrated looks wise.

[davebg 0]

For some strange reason I can't stop thinking that her box would smell like hot garbage.

You might be right, but at the speed and frequency that those hips shake all you'd smell is burned rubber.

[BMoney 0]

For some strange reason I can't stop thinking that her box would smell like hot garbage after I was done with her.

 

well, sure....but what about US?....

[sanders 0]

I heard that she has a 140 IQ. Not that anyone cares though when she looks the way she does.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

A chick thread with no links.

 

The Shame.

 

[redtodd 7]

I would be willing to kill a small child in order to have sex with her.

[brinett9 0]

It'd prolly be worth the trouble just to find out.

[kutulu 1,545]

A chick thread with no links.

 

The Shame.

 

 

 

http://www.satelitemusical.net/shakira_sat...e_musical05.jpg

[The Moz 69]

no ###### - but seriously what a focking ass !

 

anyone that wouldn't want to " hit it " is gay -- seriously.

[GettnHuge 1]

You might be right, but at the speed and frequency that those hips shake all you'd smell is burned rubber.

 

[kutulu 1,545]

A chick thread with no links.

 

The Shame.

 

 

http://harvey.harker.org/u/harker/nicholas...s/shakira32.jpg

[Jessy 0]

For some strange reason I can't stop thinking that her box would smell like hot garbage.

 

[pee-diddy 27]

You would all be arrested though for harboring an illegal immigrant. Sorry to break it to ya fellas. Don't shoot the messenger.

[SmartassBoiler 0]

I would be willing to kill a small child in order to have sex with her.

 

What do you have against big children you size-ist?

[George Carlin 1]

What do you have against big children you size-ist?

 

a 3 foot infant with a pituitary disorder

[dcOne 2]

What do you have against big children you size-ist?

 

[ilovemustachios 0]

She's gotta be able to cut some serious turds with that badunka-dunk

 

I think between that mental picture, the fact that you know she only eats beans and rice, and that she's always shakin that thing so she's gotta have swamp ass.....leads me to my hot garbage box theory.

[hoytdwow 202]

She's gotta be able to cut some serious turds with that badunka-dunk

 

I think between that mental picture, the fact that you know she only eats beans and rice, and that she's always shakin that thing so she's gotta have swamp ass.....leads me to my hot garbage box theory.

You just don't like her because she's popular

[ilovemustachios 0]

You just don't like her because she's popular

 

 

I overheard kids at the mall saying her box is rancid

[The Moz 69]

 

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[frank 2,144]

She would be fantastic...for all five seconds I would be there.

[Eviloutsider 0]

Ummmmmm. Bendy!

[The Moz 69]

She would be fantastic...for all five seconds I would be there.

 

[cgod 0]

Think Jim and Nadia in American Pie and Forrest and Jenny in her dorm room. If it were cgod and Shakira and she were shakin her hips up on me like that I wouldn't last half as long as either of those guys did.

[The Moz 69]

Think Jim and Nadia in American Pie and Forrest and Jenny in her dorm room. If it were cgod and Shakira and she were shakin her hips up on me like that I wouldn't last half as long as either of those guys did.

 

 

just imagine shakira riding you

[BMoney 0]

screaming..and dirty talk..in both english and spanish....

 

good warm up for salma hayek....wait..she knows salma...

 

theres a 3some....

 

 

(i would be dead shortly after)

[cgod 0]

just imagine shakira riding you

 

GOO!!!!!

[MrSpanky 0]

For some strange reason I can't stop thinking that her box would smell like hot garbage.

just spit all over myself!!

 

 

fin funny