D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Child And Spiders A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Long Legs." her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Long Legs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long Legs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, it might be OK in California or Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that sh|t here in Idaho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted March 31, 2006 ? Dunno, that's how I got it. Please feel free to insert any red state you wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted March 31, 2006 How could he tell the spiders were male? Is he a scientist? This joke sux Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stevejohnson Posted March 31, 2006 Worst joke EVAH! Remember what happened to Spider in Good Fellas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmartassBoiler 0 Posted March 31, 2006 Dead spider jokes = Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,169 Posted March 31, 2006 I'm not against making fun of gheys per se, but that joke really sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
