Who am I?

[bloodninja 0]

I can no longer log in under my original alias. Why? I don't know. I've tried the password recovery option and it doesn't work. Now I'm stuck with the only alia I rarely used.

[bloodninja 0]

Not one guess? Here's a clue, a bum broke my living room window last year while the cops were trying to remove him from my front door.

[TheNewGirl 1,022]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ###### charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: ###### am I hard now.

[bloodninja 0]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ###### charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: ###### am I hard now.

 

we ar legends

[TheNewGirl 1,022]

I seriously remember the story about the bum breaking down your door and all of that, but I can't remember the poster.

 

[bloodninja 0]

I seriously remember the story about the bum breaking down your door and all of that, but I can't remember the poster.

 

 

 

We were best buds around here at night. LOL

 

Also, look north and you will know who I am.

[bloodninja 0]

Another clue....I know how to fix a broken toilet, sink, shower, water heater, etc........

[phillybear 364]

I figured it out even before the bum story hint, spotted.

[bloodninja 0]

I figured it out even before the bum story hint, spotted.

 

[TommyGavin 788]

Luckydrevil

[TheNewGirl 1,022]

We were best buds around here at night. LOL

 

Also, look north and you will know who I am.

 

 

Ah, I would have figured it out here, hello there, owl!!!