Thanks for the pickup lines, by the way...

[phillybear 364]

I am definitely hammered, but I appreciate the input last week on pickup lines for the bar. I am going back to the scene of the crime where I almost hooked up last Saturday, as see if I can bump into the same broad as last week.

 

No doubt, I will strike out, so please leave your disparaging comments that I can read tomorrow over a coffee and bloody mary enema.

 

:middlefinger:

 

 

[DuckStupid 40]

you miserable ######.

[sawilson 1]

I am definitely hammered, but I appreciate the input last week on pickup lines for the bar. I am going back to the scene of the crime where I almost hooked up last Saturday, as see if I can bump into the same broad as last week.

 

No doubt, I will strike out, so please leave your disparaging comments that I can read tomorrow over a coffee and bloody mary enema.

 

:middlefinger:

So which ones did you use?

[jerryskids 5,192]

I gave him a keeper. Something like, "I may be fat, drunk, and ugly, but I finish fast so you won't have to stick around long." Hard to believe you could strike out with a quality line like that.

[sawilson 1]

I gave him a keeper. Something like, "I may be fat, drunk, and ugly, but I finish fast so you won't have to stick around long." Hard to believe you could strike out with a quality line like that.

Tell me dear, how often has that one worked for you.

 

And before you respond, no, it didnt' for me

[Riddlen 1]

it worked on me

[sawilson 1]

it worked on me

[BiPolarBear 476]

Good luck buddy.

 

I seem to want to preach to you, but I am resisting the urge.

[jerryskids 5,192]

Tell me dear, how often has that one worked for you.

 

And before you respond, no, it didnt' for me

If I recall, for you I just pointed at my crotch and said, "hey, it ain't gonna suck itself you know."

[sawilson 1]

If I recall, for you I just pointed at my crotch and said, "hey, it ain't gonna suck itself you know."

And if I recall, to that I responded with "yeah, well, good luck with that". And pointed you in the direction of the local street walkers.

[jerryskids 5,192]

And if I recall, to that I responded with "yeah, well, good luck with that". And pointed you in the direction of the local street walkers.

To me it sounded more like "glub glub slurp glub," but I suppose that could be what you were saying.

[sawilson 1]

To me it sounded more like "glub glub slurp glub," but I suppose that could be what you were saying.

OK - I'll give you some credit, that was funny.

[jerryskids 5,192]

OK - I'll give you some credit, that was funny.

[CurlyNight 0]

[ArnieBragg 1]

FOCK OFF. Seriously.

[BMoney 0]

To me it sounded more like "glub glub slurp glub," but I suppose that could be what you were saying.

 

that may be a winning pickup line for terry schiavo....

 

(Ok, im going to hell)

[sawilson 1]

[CurlyNight 0]

that may be a winning pickup line for terry schiavo....

 

(Ok, im going to hell)

No not you, B.