Are you an "internet stalker"?

[Guest Mr.T]

Threads like these are the reason Mike should not censor us. Fuckbags like Stevejohnson provide -80- hours of hilarity.

[skins1967 0]

Stalking is a legal term for repeated harassment or other forms of invasion of a person's privacy in a manner that causes fear to its target. Statutes vary between jurisdiction but may include such acts as:

 

repeated following;

unwanted contact (by letter or other means of communication);

observing a person's actions closely for an extended period of time; or

contacting family members, friends, or associates of a target inappropriately;

 

Potential effects of stalking on a victim's mental and emotional health include:

 

Denial and self-doubt (the victim does not believe what is happening to them)

Self-blame

Guilt, shame or embarrassment

Frustration

Low self-esteem

Self-consciousness or insecurity

Shock and confusion

Irritability

Fear and anxiety

Anger

Depression

Emotional numbness

Isolation/disconnection from other people

Feeling on guard most of the time (hypervigilance); being easily startled

A loss of interest in once enjoyable activities

Feeling suicidal

A loss of trust in others and in one’s own perception

Feeling violent towards the stalker

Decreased ability to perform at work or school, or accomplish daily tasks.

 

Potential Effects of Stalking on a Victim’s Physiological Health:

 

Sleep disturbances, nightmares

Flashbacks

Problems with sex and intimacy

Difficulty concentrating

Fatigue

Phobias and panic attacks

Gastrointestinal problems

Fluctuations in weight

Dermatological breakouts

Headaches

Dizziness

Shortness of breath

Self-medication with alcohol/drugs

Heart palpitations and sweating

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)

 

[bandwagoneer 0]

Heightist!

Step off. You SpongeBob wannabe.

[Guest Mr.T]

I guess this is point where Stevejohnson is tired of being slapped about like Rick James' b!tches so he ignorantly claims he is tired of kicking our asses and leaves.

[cinciman7 2]

Yes....uh .......no

[parrot 789]

Denial and self-doubt (the victim does not believe what is happening to them)

Self-blame

Guilt, shame or embarrassment

Frustration

Low self-esteem

Self-consciousness or insecurity

Shock and confusion

Irritability

Fear and anxiety

Anger

Depression

Emotional numbness

Isolation/disconnection from other people

Feeling on guard most of the time (hypervigilance); being easily startled

A loss of interest in once enjoyable activities

Feeling suicidal

Problems with sex and intimacy

Gastrointestinal problems

Fluctuations in weight

Shortness of breath

Self-medication with alcohol/drugs

Apparently I have a stalker I didn't know about.

[bandwagoneer 0]

I guess this is point where Stevejohnson is tired of being slapped about like Rick James' b!tches so he ignorantly claims he is tired of kicking our asses and leaves.

Shift change at KFC.

[Guest Mr.T]

Stalking is a legal term for repeated harassment or other forms of invasion of a person's privacy in a manner that causes fear to its target. Statutes vary between jurisdiction but may include such acts as:

 

repeated following;

unwanted contact (by letter or other means of communication);

observing a person's actions closely for an extended period of time; or

contacting family members, friends, or associates of a target inappropriately;

 

Potential effects of stalking on a victim's mental and emotional health include:

 

Denial and self-doubt (the victim does not believe what is happening to them)

Self-blame

Guilt, shame or embarrassment

Frustration

Low self-esteem

Self-consciousness or insecurity

Shock and confusion

Irritability

Fear and anxiety

Anger

Depression

Emotional numbness

Isolation/disconnection from other people

Feeling on guard most of the time (hypervigilance); being easily startled

A loss of interest in once enjoyable activities

Feeling suicidal

A loss of trust in others and in one’s own perception

Feeling violent towards the stalker

Decreased ability to perform at work or school, or accomplish daily tasks.

 

Potential Effects of Stalking on a Victim’s Physiological Health:

 

Sleep disturbances, nightmares

Flashbacks

Problems with sex and intimacy

Difficulty concentrating

Fatigue

Phobias and panic attacks

Gastrointestinal problems

Fluctuations in weight

Dermatological breakouts

Headaches

Dizziness

Shortness of breath

Self-medication with alcohol/drugs

Heart palpitations and sweating

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)

 

 

Quit trying to get this thread back on track.

[skins1967 0]

Apparently I have a stalker I didn't know about.

 

[NewbieJr 540]

You know what?

Even though he's far and away the biggest nitwit we currently have on the board, I kind of miss him when he goes away.

It's so much fun watching him make a fool of himself.

 

By the way, where has SFGeek been?

[SUXBNME 1,322]

I can't believe I missed this at work today

 

This is the type of thread that should NOT be locked..

Way too much humor..

BTW, stevejohnson...If you ever, and I mean EVER make fun of magic th gathering again, I'm comming over to your house and beat the family pet...Or at least use my elven magic spells to turn you into a white man.

Heed my warning

 

stevejohnson - 1

elven magic - 0 (for now)

[jerryskids 5,172]

I can't believe I missed this at work today

 

This is the type of thread that should NOT be locked..

Way too much humor..

BTW, stevejohnson...If you ever, and I mean EVER make fun of magic th gathering again, I'm comming over to your house and beat the family pet...Or at least use my elven magic spells to turn you into a white man.

Heed my warning

 

stevejohnson - 1

elven magic - 0 (for now)

I thank all that is holy that you DIDN'T see this thread while he was around. If he had read this earlier, he might have exploded from the biggest owning in the history of evah!

[Guest stevejohnson]

90+ post and 800+ views? What a bunch of fu@k!ng LOSERS! I'm done with the geek board as it is a little too geeky for me. Thanks for the laughs though!

[phillybear 364]

I currently have a stalker on the Main Bored. It's a bit addicting. I need to feed the dragon. NEED. MORE. STALKERS.

 

It's not stevejohnson, however.

[Guest stevejohnson]

I thank all that is holy that you DIDN'T see this thread while he was around. If he had read this earlier, he might have exploded from the biggest owning in the history of evah!

 

"Owning"? These worthless posts on this message baord are the only thing the majority of you nerds do own! You guys can have the geek club you sad little trolls!

[NewbieJr 540]

"Owning"? These worthless posts on this message baord are the only thing the majority of you nerds do own! You guys can have the geek club you sad little trolls!

You already said you were leaving two posts ago and now you're back.

Can't you see that you don't have one person here who wants you?

Please be true to your word and go away.

 

TIA

[Ignignokt 0]

"Owning"? These worthless posts on this message baord are the only thing the majority of you nerds do own! You guys can have the geek club you sad little trolls!

Are you stalking yourself now? Thought you said you were done.

[surferskin 30]

stevejohnson>everyone else

[bandwagoneer 0]

stevejohnson=surferskin

[phillybear 364]

stevejohnson>everyone else

 

stevejohnson > Jack Bauer

[Sho Nuff 719]

90+ post and 800+ views? What a bunch of fu@k!ng LOSERS! I'm done with the geek board as it is a little too geeky for me. Thanks for the laughs though!

 

 

I love when people who post on message boards...call those who post on message boards losers.

 

Yup...go back to being owned on the main board....see you over there...

[surferskin 30]

 

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Too easy.....you guys better call in Homer or Portis26 to help! At least they have some Fu@k!ng clue!

[bandwagoneer 0]

Quit stalking me!!! Or am I the one stalking you?

I better go read my 'Stalking for Dummies' book again to reacquaint myself with the stalking rules of engagement.

[NewbieJr 540]

If someone with no brains pays you a compliment, is it really a compliment?

 

Quit stalking me!!! Or am I the one stalking you?

I better go read my 'Stalking for Dummies' book again to reacquaint myself with the stalking rules of engagement.

And if two people are mutually stalking each other, is it really just a friendship?

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

If someone with no brains pays you a compliment, is it really a compliment?

As far as they know.

[bandwagoneer 0]

And if two people are mutually stalking each other, is it really just a friendship?

That depends. Are you talking about a 'brokeback' friendship or a 'Joey-Chandler' friendship?