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A newly wed couple checks into a romantic cabin in a mountain resort. The manager noticed that the groom goes out fishing in the morning and stay out until dark. After a few days, he approches the young man to see if he can do anything to make their stay more enjoyable.

 

"Is your cabin comforatable sir?"

 

"Oh, yes. It is great."

 

"Do you need anything I can get for you."

 

"Not a thing."

 

"Well, sir, I have noticed that you spend the whole day fishing and I wanted to make sure everything was alright. Don't you want to spend a little time kissing your new wife?"

 

"She has halitosis."

 

"Well don't you want to make love to her?"

 

"She has gonorrea."

 

Well how about a little back door action.

 

"She has diarrhea."

 

"Good god man, why did you marry this woman?"

 

"Well...she has worms, and I love to fish."

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