naomi 343 Posted April 24, 2006 .. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. .. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. .. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. .. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. .. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. .. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. .. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost .. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted April 24, 2006 you get them from this page? Chuck Norris facts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted April 24, 2006 Someone's personal website. I think I've read the main long list from there, but those didn't look familiar, though they very well could be on there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
