Strike 5,536 Posted May 4, 2006 Zarqawi You go boys!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 4, 2006 Sorry, the page you requested was not found. The story or page you were trying to access may have expired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,536 Posted May 4, 2006 Sorry, the page you requested was not found.The story or page you were trying to access may have expired. fixored. Weird yahoo link wouldn't work, found new one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Buffington 3 Posted May 4, 2006 Awesome! Maybe he'll be convicted and sentenced to 3 years in prison! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted May 4, 2006 ... wearing New Balance running shoes ... New Balance sucks!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 4, 2006 video showing Zarqawi, wearing New Balance running shoes, struggling to handle the machine gun he was shown firing That can't be good for the company's image. Unless they turn it into a marketing gimmick.... When you've got the entire U.S. Military on your tail, which running shoe will you trust the most? Nike? Addidas? Most terrorists on the run choose New Balance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted May 4, 2006 At his weekly media briefing, Lynch showed brief clips from what he said was the unedited video showing Zarqawi, wearing New Balance running shoes, struggling to handle the machine gun he was shown firing in the version posted on the Internet and aired on television. Another clip appears to show his aides grabbing the gun's hot muzzle and fumbling with it after he had finished. "So what you saw on the Internet was what he wanted the world to see 'look at me. I am a capable leader of a capable organization and we are indeed declaring war against democracy in Iraq'," Lynch said. "What he didn't show you were the clips that I showed you: wearing New Balance sneakers with his uniform, surrounded by supposedly competent subordinates who grab the hot barrel of a just-fired machine gun, ... a warrior leader, Zarqawi, who doesn't understand how to operate his weapons system. What do you tink the chance of that video being aired on Al-Jazeera are? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted May 4, 2006 That can't be good for the company's image. Unless they turn it into a marketing gimmick.... When you've got the entire U.S. Military on your tail, which running shoe will you trust the most? Nike? Addidas? Most terrorists on the run choose New Balance! New Balance: The No. 1 choice among terrorists on the run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 4, 2006 What he didn't show you were the clips that I showed you: wearing New Balance sneakers with his uniform, surrounded by supposedly competent subordinates who grab the hot barrel of a just-fired machine gun, ... a warrior leader, Zarqawi, who doesn't understand how to operate his weapons system. "It makes you wonder." Yes it does. It makes you wonder how such a bunch of apparently incompetent buffoons have managed to give us so much trouble for several years now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirRam 3 Posted May 4, 2006 That can't be good for the company's image. Unless they turn it into a marketing gimmick.... When you've got the entire U.S. Military on your tail, which running shoe will you trust the most? Nike? Addidas? Most terrorists on the run choose New Balance! Now this is comedy gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 4, 2006 That can't be good for the company's image. Unless they turn it into a marketing gimmick.... When you've got the entire U.S. Military on your tail, which running shoe will you trust the most? Nike? Addidas? Most terrorists on the run choose New Balance! "Whether you're running to the corner grocery or running from a C-130 Spectre gunship... " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirRam 3 Posted May 4, 2006 My humble contribution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted May 4, 2006 My humble contribution. Also, that cap doesn't look good with the whole beard thing. "I know! Lets make your whole head look like a suppository!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted May 4, 2006 "US to capture Zarqawi" to capture? Well shoot... US to capture Bin Laden!!! US to stop Iran's nuclear program!!! US to end world wide poverty!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted May 4, 2006 Kneel before Zod! or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 4, 2006 If the date on the article were May 4, 2005, would anyone be surprised? Old news. I will believe it when I see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torridjoe 48 Posted May 4, 2006 They better catch him before the meme is fully established that he's been bluffing about being behind all the suicide bombings, else they lose that 2 pt bounce in Bush's approval ratings for a month... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
