Talk about the last time you crapped your pants

[MDC 5,878]

[kutulu 1,542]

I crapped myself about a week ago. Don't worry, though, I'm gonna change pretty soon.

[HTH 67]

Couple of weeks ago. Had the flu and threwup/crapped my pants simultaneously.

 

Wonderful experience.

[dcOne 2]

Ummm...you mean I have options?

[GutterBoy 2,277]

It was while reading one your short stories.

[Toro 1]

I sharted the other day and had to go do a full hand wipe.

[jerryskids 5,172]

It was while reading one your short stories.

 

You know MDC, you have an annoying habit of starting threads asking for info, but providing none.

[MDC 5,878]

It was while reading one your short stories.

 

Really? Which other one did you read? I've got a bunch posted online now.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

There have been a couple of times when it has been really close. For instance I go out to a restaurant and just as I'm paying the bill I feel the rumble. Get to the car and get on the road and it starts to get worse. Have to almost tune out the wife because I'm concentrating on not shitting my pants AND getting home as fast as I can. Surprised the wife can't hear the grumbling in my gut. By now I'm using all my might to keep my sphincter closed. With haste, but very gingerly get out of the car, fumble with the door key, open door and do a fast-walk to an out of the way bathroom, drop trough and just as I'm sitting down on the seat the explosion occurs.

 

Other than that there are times when I fart and I could swear it's a shart, but it turns out to just be a fart, thankfully.

[rallo 132]

Couple of weeks ago. Had the flu and threwup/crapped my pants simultaneously.

 

Wonderful experience.

 

i had the same experience like 2 years ago, only i sneeze triggered the vomit... which projectiled everywhere, and then i squirted some rhea in my shorts. Those are the kind of undies you don't wash, you just throw them away

[GutterBoy 2,277]

Really? Which other one did you read? I've got a bunch posted online now.

 

Yeah I've been reading them, they're awful

[MDC 5,878]

Yeah I've been reading them, they're awful

 

Which ones have you read?

[GutterBoy 2,277]

Which ones have you read?

 

I'd rather not share your personal information on line, then someone can google it and find your name, address, employer, etc. Let's just keep that on the DL.

[MDC 5,878]

I'd rather not share your personal information on line, then someone can google it and find your name, address, employer, etc. Let's just keep that on the DL.

 

That's what I thought.

[GutterBoy 2,277]

That's what I thought.

 

You would rather me share your personal information here?

[MDC 5,878]

You would rather me share your personal information here?

 

No need to prove it to me - I just know that you're lying. You read one story which admittedly sucked from awhile back and that's it. Unless you're talking about healthcare articles I wrote ages ago or maybe movie reviews? I don't know.

 

If honesty were height, you'd still be 4"10.

[nobody 2,032]

I read wildman's 2006 rookie scouting profile and crapped myself with delight.

[footballpowers 0]

Last Friday around 11:30. I was in an RV on my way down to the Derby when I leaned over to grab a beer and thought I would take the opportunity to pass a little gas....

 

Had to rush to the bathroom and sit in SOILED pants the next 2 hours of the trip

 

 

It had been 10 years since I had done that

[EMoney 0]

I farted while walking to the bathroom a few weeks ago and it came out liquid. I hate having to throw out a new pair of underwear like that but that's my rule.

[KayJay1971 238]

I crap myself as often as possible. It's very liberating.

[parrot 789]

It coincided with Adam Vinatieri kicking a 48 yard field goal.

 

 

[ZeroTolerance 582]

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