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Can Inquiry Gone Wrong

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MS. SYRINGES: We have a babysitter for my sister's rehearsal dinner. She's 20, lives right

around the corner from my parents ...

 

RUSTY: How big are her cans?

 

MS. SYRINGES: The same size as my divorce attorney's!!!

 

 

RUSTY: :thumbsup: :lol:

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There is a new house for sale two doors down from me. My wife comes into my office and says in a "jerryskids will be excited" voice, "your not going to believe who's looking at the HHOOOUUUSSEEEE!!!!" She proceeds to tell me it is a hot MILF with great breasteses at our kids school who I see often at the gym.

 

GB my wife appreciating my perviness. :doublethumbsup:

 

ETA 34 D on the MILF, most likely fake but I ain't complaining.

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And you guys didn't think developing my *** Official Can Size Thread *** took talent.

 

 

There's a fine line you must walk.

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"Can size?" didn't go over too well in the My sister-in-law has Tetanus thread, either.

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"Can size?" didn't go over too well in the My sister-in-law has Tetanus thread, either.

 

Indeed it seems, based on that thread and this one here, such inquiries are subject to reasonable time and place restrictions. Who knew?

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Indeed it seems, based on that thread and this one here, such inquiries are subject to reasonable time and place restrictions. Who knew?

 

If no one had inquired, then this place truly would be at rock bottom.

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