Rusty Syringes 478 Posted May 10, 2006 MS. SYRINGES: We have a babysitter for my sister's rehearsal dinner. She's 20, lives right around the corner from my parents ... RUSTY: How big are her cans? MS. SYRINGES: The same size as my divorce attorney's!!! RUSTY: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Uh, so what's the size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,069 Posted May 10, 2006 There is a new house for sale two doors down from me. My wife comes into my office and says in a "jerryskids will be excited" voice, "your not going to believe who's looking at the HHOOOUUUSSEEEE!!!!" She proceeds to tell me it is a hot MILF with great breasteses at our kids school who I see often at the gym. GB my wife appreciating my perviness. ETA 34 D on the MILF, most likely fake but I ain't complaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted May 10, 2006 You should have asked your wife if the sitter had a sweet ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pingpong 0 Posted May 10, 2006 How big are the divorce attorney's cans? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirty dug 0 Posted May 10, 2006 ETA until threesome with wife and divorce attorney? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted May 10, 2006 And you guys didn't think developing my *** Official Can Size Thread *** took talent. There's a fine line you must walk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted May 10, 2006 When can we expact can pics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted May 10, 2006 How big are the divorce attorney's cans? Brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 811 Posted May 10, 2006 "Can size?" didn't go over too well in the My sister-in-law has Tetanus thread, either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted May 10, 2006 "Can size?" didn't go over too well in the My sister-in-law has Tetanus thread, either. Indeed it seems, based on that thread and this one here, such inquiries are subject to reasonable time and place restrictions. Who knew? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted May 10, 2006 Indeed it seems, based on that thread and this one here, such inquiries are subject to reasonable time and place restrictions. Who knew? If no one had inquired, then this place truly would be at rock bottom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 11, 2006 I find that I usually just get a punch in the ribs. It may be because our babysitters are younger than 18. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites