I have a job interview in the next week...

[phillybear 366]

Great opportunity. Big raise. Yearly bumps in pay. Growing, secure company. Easy work. It's too good to be true. They are jumping through hoops to bring me aboard. I will be consulting over the next couple of days after hours from my current job.

 

Gimme your bad karma. Good things nevah happen to me.

[jerryskids 6,790]

You are completely worthless to society. Also you thrive on being miserable; after one day at a happy, successful job you would throw yourself in front of your favorite train. At the final interview, when your soon to be new manager says "I think we could use a man like you, wanna go grab dinner?" you will respond "no thanks, I'm going to go get drunk off my ass and behead a hooker."

 

HTH

[redtodd 7]

The HR manager is walking phillbear around the office on his first day on the new job:

 

HR Manager: So, do you like ice cream?

 

Phillybear: Yeah, I love ice cream!!!

 

HR Manager: OH, you are going to love Mondays. Every Monday we have an ice cream social in the afternoon. Free sundaes, all you can eat.

 

Phillybear: Wow!!

 

HR Manager: Do you like beer?

 

Phillybear: Yeah, sure.

 

HR Manager: Well, you will love Tuesdays. We bring in a keg and we drink all afternoon. It is a blast!!!

 

Phillybear: Unbelievable!

 

HR Manager: Do you like Poker?

 

Phillybear: Definitely

 

HR Manager: Then you will love Wednesdays. We play poker all afternoon and drink what is left over from the keg the day before.

 

Phillybear: I can't believe I landed this killer job.

 

HR Manager: Do you like gay sex?

 

Phillybear: Um.......no.

 

HR Manager: Oh, well you are going to hate Thursdays.

[jerryskids 6,790]

The HR manager is walking phillbear around the office on his first day on the new job:

 

HR Manager: So, do you like ice cream?

 

Phillybear: Yeah, I love ice cream!!!

 

HR Manager: OH, you are going to love Mondays. Every Monday we have an ice cream social in the afternoon. Free sundaes, all you can eat.

 

Phillybear: Wow!!

 

HR Manager: Do you like beer?

 

Phillybear: Yeah, sure.

 

HR Manager: Well, you will love Tuesdays. We bring in a keg and we drink all afternoon. It is a blast!!!

 

Phillybear: Unbelievable!

 

HR Manager: Do you like Poker?

 

Phillybear: Definitely

 

HR Manager: Then you will love Wednesdays. We play poker all afternoon and drink what is left over from the keg the day before.

 

Phillybear: I can't believe I landed this killer job.

 

HR Manager: Do you like gay sex?

 

Phillybear: Um.......no.

 

HR Manager: Oh, well you are going to hate Thursdays.

I really wanted to laugh at this.

[redtodd 7]

I really wanted to laugh at this.

 

[phillybear 366]

Well, redtodd, I would hate all of those days.

 

Monday and icecream: I am diabetic.

Tuesday and beer: I have gout, and usually stick to Bacardi Rum.

Wednesday and poker: I am poor.

Thursday:

 

Nice job.

[the screaming banshee 0]

Well, redtodd, I would hate all of those days.

 

Monday and icecream: I am diabetic.

Tuesday and beer: I have gout, and usually stick to Bacardi Rum.

Wednesday and poker: I am poor.

Thursday:

 

Nice job.

Now, how can you judge a new job without giving Thursdays a good, solid effort? For being a stick in the mud.

[Slruc 0]

Great opportunity. Big raise. Yearly bumps in pay. Growing, secure company. Easy work. It's too good to be true. They are jumping through hoops to bring me aboard. I will be consulting over the next couple of days after hours from my current job.

 

Gimme your bad karma. Good things nevah happen to me.

 

 

Break a leg!

[jerryskids 6,790]

Break a leg!

Knock 'em dead!

[BMoney 0]

whos hiring you? a Sopranos like mob?..

 

knowing your rants, i hope to God that this isnt an early morning first shift job...

 

 

 

(good luck, dude!! )

[cgod 0]

you want bad karma? Hmmm, may your interviewr be so nice that the only thing you can do at the end is thank and hug him/her with no hint of your typical tendencies ever rearing their head.

[Ravens 03 0]

Do they allow internet posting?

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Wait, wait, just wait a second.

 

This job may seem like the greatest and this company may seem like they want you, but they haven't talked to your current employer yet. When they do they'll be like:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[donhaas 18]

Todd's branching out from Denny's waitress.

 

Kinda risky.

 

 

Goood luck, PHiladelphiaBear

[BiPolarBear 485]

You'll get the job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still no getting laid, though...