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Now's your chance, whatcha wanna know??? :wub:

 

Wanna see a pic of my butt?

 

:cry:

 

 

Oh, yea...40 :wub:

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NO kidding. I am a Guinness girl, myself.

 

 

Few and far between. You are special. :wub:

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so you are more of a spocker girl? :D

Uhm, one minute, think I'm going to have to go look that one up too....

 

Wanna see a pic of my butt?

 

:P

Oh, yea...40 :banana:

NO

 

HTH

 

Pfft. Copout.

Not so much.

If it's not oral - prolly duck depending on where it's aiming

Oral - swallow

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Few and far between. You are special. :banana:

 

 

Aw, thanks.

 

If they don't have Guinness, they better have something just as dark and good.

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Who is your daddy, and what's the square root of your mom?

Who's my daddy, who's my daddy??? You my daddy! :banana:

 

Haven't measured lately, sorry....

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If it's not oral - prolly duck depending on where it's aiming

Oral - swallow

That's our girl :banana: :D :P

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Uhm, one minute, think I'm going to have to go look that one up too....

NO

 

HTH

 

Well, I'm gonna post it anyways :banana:

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Now's your chance, whatcha wanna know??? :banana:

 

 

Sometimes I don't feel too "fresh" :D

I mean, I shower and all, but the stench just kind of lingers for a few days :P

 

 

Any ideas? suggestions?

 

TIA

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Sometimes I don't feel too "fresh" :banana:

I mean, I shower and all, but the stench just kind of lingers for a few days :D

Any ideas? suggestions?

 

TIA

 

Use soap?

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Sometimes I don't feel too "fresh" :banana:

I mean, I shower and all, but the stench just kind of lingers for a few days :D

Any ideas? suggestions?

 

TIA

Few suggestions:

-See a dr

-Use soap

-Shower daily

-Stop sh1ttin yourself.

 

HTH

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jeez I have to explain?

 

subject reads:

 

"Free Woman advise" - should be spelled "Free Woman advice".

 

I am not the spelling police by any means but certain mispelled words that are not typos piss me off.

 

Do you understand, please advise.

(the proper use of advise - with a s)

 

Now you can call me a total d!ckwad because I feel like one!!!!

 

:banana:

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:wub: :P :banana: :wub:

:D

 

jeez I have to explain?

 

subject reads:

 

"Free Woman advise" - should be spelled "Free Woman advice".

 

I am not the spelling police by any means but certian mispelled words that are not typos piss me off.

 

Do you understand, please advise.

(the proper use of advise - with a s)

 

Now you can call me a total d!ckwad because I feel like one!!!!

 

:D

:wub:

And telling me to call you a d1ckwad kinda takes all the fun out of it.... :(

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come on give me your best shot - I can take it :D

Nah, I'll let this ONE slide as your gimmie.... :banana:

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What was that thing they used to say here about sticking a finger in her ass?

 

:banana: :wub:

Myfastdeletedidntwork... :D, but I am :P

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Nah, I'll let this ONE slide as your gimmie.... :D

 

well I'd love to say thanks, but since you changed the spelling I think YOU owe ME one . :P

 

:banana:

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Myfastdeletedidntwork... :P, but I am :wub:

I was wondering where that question went to...... :D

 

well I'd love to say thanks, but since you changed the spelling I think YOU owe ME one . :D

 

:banana:

Caught that did yah :wub:

 

And I did it just for you..... :wub:

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Q. When you cum, do you spray, wiggle, yell or any combination of the listed? :doublethumbsup:

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Q. When you cum, do you spray, wiggle, yell or any combination of the listed? :doublethumbsup:

Depends on the provider of the given outcome and the intensity of such.

However, I will definitely rule out spray and yell, but have been known to wiggle and moan.

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Depends on the provider of the given outcome and the intensity of such.

However, I will definitely rule out spray and yell, but have been known to wiggle and moan.

 

 

 

:doublethumbsup:

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but have been known to wiggle and moan.

 

yeah this got me at half mast (ie: chubby/woody/boner - etc)

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yeah this got me at half mast (ie: chubby/woody/boner - etc)

:doublethumbsup: Glad I could be of service....

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well what about full service .... nah forget it. hehehehehe

 

gonna have to wake up the wifey for that.

 

oh well I can "hand"le it myself

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well what about full service .... nah forget it. hehehehehe

 

gonna have to wake up the wifey for that.

 

oh well I can "hand"le it myself

:lol:

Have for with your....uhm, I mean, that. :doublethumbsup:

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Q. When you cum, do you spray, wiggle, yell or any combination of the listed? :doublethumbsup:

 

I don't spray, or really "wiggle"...but have been known to yell, scream, yell out bad words, grind almost uncontrolably...yeah, I think that's about it.

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I don't spray, or really "wiggle"...but have been known to yell, scream, yell out bad words, grind almost uncontrolably...yeah, I think that's about it.

 

 

Ill be upstairs if anyone needs me... :doublethumbsup:

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I don't spray, or really "wiggle"...but have been known to yell, scream, yell out bad words, grind almost uncontrolably...yeah, I think that's about it.

 

 

We seriously need to hook up in Vegas. :wub:

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First dibs on pics

 

 

Sorry, I don't post pictures. :wub:

 

 

 

 

 

 

just video

:huh:

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Sorry, I don't post pictures. :wub:

just video

:huh:

 

As long as you don't take video of me taking a dump on anything.

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As long as you don't take video of me taking a dump on anything.

 

 

If you are acknowledging taking a dump on anything, then vids or pics are necessary.

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As long as you don't take video of me taking a dump on anything.

 

 

Naw. That's not for me. I just post it to freak people out. Of course, I can't post it anymore since I would be banned from here thanks to the forum nazi and his rules. OUR video would be poop free. :wub:

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