Ask Hoyt

[hoytdwow 202]

What's on your mind, geeks?

Fire away.

[gocolts 300]

Why are you a heterophobe???

[thedanzone 2]

Is Babe Ruth black?

[phillybear 366]

When I stick my finger in my ass, then take it out and sniff my finger, why does it smell bad?

[davebg 0]

Do you have any original thoughts of your own or do you go through life quoting Mike's board rules?

 

Life w/the Hoyts

Mrs. Hoyt: Wann'a get frisky, stud muffin?

 

Mr. Hoyt: "No flaming or name calling."

 

 

Mrs. Hoyt: Hon, your pemus is kinda' small and I was hoping to actually have an orgasm this time. Can we try something I read in Cosmo?"

 

Mr. Hoyt: "You must play be these rules and guidelines. I can't stress this enough. If you can't or don't want to follow these guidelines then your account will be deleted and you are welcome to find a board that suits your posting style."

 

 

Mrs. Hoyt: My mom's coming to dinner on Sunday.

 

Mr. Hoyt: "We are currently not accepting new registrations."

[hoytdwow 202]

Why are you a heterophobe???

I'm not. I'm tolerant of heteros and homos alike.

 

Is Babe Ruth black?

No

 

When I stick my finger in my ass, then take it out and sniff my finger, why does it smell bad?

Because feces are passed through the rectum. Feces smell bad.

 

Do you have any original thoughts of your own or do you go through life quoting Mike's board rules?

I have many original thoughts, including that aluminum foil packaging needs to be re-thought with an eye towards making it more structurally sound, as well as a better dispenser.

 

I find posting the rules every so often can add a humorous, non-sequituur character to a thread.

I hardly invented the practice.

[kilroy69 1,271]

I'm not. I'm tolerant of heteros and homos alike.

No

Because feces are passed through the rectum. Feces smell bad.

I have many original thoughts, including that aluminum foil packaging needs to be re-thought with an eye towards making it more structurally sound, as well as a better dispenser.

 

I find posting the rules every so often can add a humorous, non-sequituur character to a thread.

I hardly invented the practice.

 

 

The babe could very well have been half black. No one knows who his parents were.

[hoytdwow 202]

The babe could very well have been half black. No one knows who his parents were.

George Herman Ruth, Jr. was born on February 6, 1895 in Baltimore, Maryland. His parents were Kate Schamberger-Ruth and George Herman Ruth, Sr.

 

HTH

[kilroy69 1,271]

George Herman Ruth, Jr. was born on February 6, 1895 in Baltimore, Maryland. His parents were Kate Schamberger-Ruth and George Herman Ruth, Sr.

 

HTH

I stand corrected.

[hoytdwow 202]

I stand corrected.

You bet your ass.

Note, the thread title is "Ask Hoyt," not, "Argue with Hoyt"

 

I've got a few minutes left. Any other questions out there?

[kozmiq 70]

Hoyt

[kutulu 1,719]

I don't know/care.

[SUXBNME 1,611]

Shouldn't the topic of this thread be titled, "Ask a dipsh!t why he has no morals"?

[gocolts 300]

Shouldn't the topic of this thread be titled, "Ask a dipsh!t why he has no morals"?

 

[fastfish 0]

Shouldn't the topic of this thread be titled, "Ask a dipsh!t why he has no morals"?

 

or why this kid has no job and yet can post total BS here 24/7?

[GuidingLight 3]

I have one you wont answer, which is fine because I know and will not divulge.

 

Please list any and all of your alias'?

[hoytdwow 202]

Shouldn't the topic of this thread be titled, "Ask a dipsh!t why he has no morals"?

No, the topic is and should be "Ask Hoyt"

 

I have morals. You're the intolerant one.

 

or why this kid has no job and yet can post total BS here 24/7?

I have a job. I also post less than you.

[redtodd 7]

If I scratch my balls and there ends up being crud under my finger nail, is that bad?

 

If a hooker is killed and there are no witnesses, is it a crime?

[hoytdwow 202]

I have one you wont answer, which is fine because I know and will not divulge.

 

Please list any and all of your alias'?

I will answer any question. I have no aliases.

 

If I scratch my balls and there ends up being crud under my finger nail, is that bad?

 

If a hooker is killed and there are no witnesses, is it a crime?

Only if the crud is squriming. I'd seek medical attention. Or, at least hit up webmd to see if there's an unguent you can use or something.

 

And, Yes, it is a crime.

[redtodd 7]

If I go to the Zoo's director's office and poop in my hand, throw it at him and then masturbate feverishly, can I get a job there?

[hoytdwow 202]

If I go to the Zoo's director's office and poop in my hand, throw it at him and then masturbate feverishly, can I get a job there?

You could probably get consideration as an exhibit.

 

btw, zoos are prisons for animals

[redtodd 7]

If I kick a rodeo clown in the nuts, will he cry?

[hoytdwow 202]

If I kick a rodeo clown in the buts, will he cry?

Rodeo clowns don't cry. They glow.

[Snoopy1 0]

zoos are prisons for animals

 

 

So is the Pistons roster.

[hoytdwow 202]

So is the Pistons roster.

(NBA: )

[redtodd 7]

If I dance naked in front of a nun, will she smile, cry, laugh, curse or rip her robs off and suck me like like a pro?

[Snoopy1 0]

Ummm....what's the best way of....ummm...making hookers disappear?

[GuidingLight 3]

Ummm....what's the best way of....ummm...making hookers disappear?

I'll take this. How about you giving them the $$ you them.

[redtodd 7]

If I beat my wife, will she report me?

[gocolts 300]

What does your screen name mean,hoytdwow????

[Badmojo1006 0]

Does Pat Riley lead the Heat to the Championship?

[spottedowl 1]

If I remove a tub/shower stem from a Moen faucet, how do I know what decade it was made? Is that important?

[redtodd 7]

Would tubgirl find me attractive?

[phillybear 366]

Ummm....what's the best way of....ummm...making hookers disappear?

 

All you have to do is read enough threads around here. All will be made clear.

[hoytdwow 202]

If I dance naked in front of a nun, will she smile, cry, laugh, curse or rip her robs off and suck me like like a pro?

She will laugh and tell you your St. Peter won't make it into her "pearly gates"

 

Ummm....what's the best way of....ummm...making hookers disappear?

invisibility cloak or ring

 

I'll take this. How about you giving them the $$ you them.

The thread title is "Ask Hoyt" not "Ask GuidingLight"

 

If I beat my wife, will she report me?

Depends...fist: maybe. Lead pipe: definitely.

 

What does your screen name mean,hoytdwow????

It's really complicated. My first name is Hoyt. My last name is Dwow. Get it?

 

Does Pat Riley lead the Heat to the Championship?

No. And for the umpteenth time, the NBA sucks.

 

If I remove a tub/shower stem from a Moen faucet, how do I know what decade it was made? Is that important?

radio-carbon dating.

It's not very important.

 

Would tubgirl find me attractive?

She would love you for what's inside

 

All you have to do is read enough threads around here. All will be made clear.

The thread title is "Ask Hoyt" not "Ask Phillybear"

[TyCobb 0]

Okay, why are you choosing not to respond to my repeated posts regarding the good economy?

 

Like this one :

 

Surging home sales show possible soft landing for Housing market

[hoytdwow 202]

Okay, why are you choosing not to respond to my repeated posts regarding the good economy?

Because you have not posted a question in "Ask Hoyt"

[phillybear 366]

The thread title is "Ask Hoyt" not "Ask Phillybear"

 

Fine.

 

When I strangle, flay, and disembowel you, what kind of background music would you like to hear?

[hoytdwow 202]

Fine.

 

When I strangle, flay, and disembowel you, what kind of background music would you like to hear?

You do any of these things to me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

[phillybear 366]

You do any of these things to me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

I DON'T DO REQUESTS!!!