Sweetness_34 0 Posted June 2, 2006 Got this from the FBG website.....funny as hell ========================= > The Bud Light > Real Men of Genius ads: > > Today, we salute you Mr. Three Running Back Drafter. > (High-pitched singer): Mister Three Running Back > Dra-af-ter! > (Deep voice): You believe in drafting your third > back, before getting > your first wide receiver. > (HPS) Gotta be ready for the bye weeks. > (HPS) Mister Three Running Back Dra-af-ter! > (DV) You make it miserable for the rest of us, > because you just keep > drafting backs. > (HPS) Gonna use them all as trade bait. > (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Three Running Back > Drafter. You'll never > get burned by taking Terrell Owens, because you're > too busy drafting > Tatum Bell. > (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.) > > Today, we salute you Mr. Two Defense Hoarder. > (HPS) Mister Two Defense Hoar-der! > (DV) After all, why waste one pick on a defense, > when you can waste two? > (HPS) Don't wanna burn my waiver claim. > (HPS) Mister Two Defense Hoar-der! > (DV) You believe defense wins fantasy championships, > even though the > Cardinals just returned another one against the > 49ers. > (HPS) Could have waited till the last round. > (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Two Defense Hoarder. > While the rest of us > are still drafting offensive players, you're set up > perfectly for > when Cleveland scores in Week 8. > (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.) > > Today, we salute you Mr. Uncontrollable Homer. > (HPS) Mister Uncontrollable Ho-o-mer! > (DV) Why make draft rankings, when you can just pick > players from > your favorite team? > (HPS) It worked in '99 with Az Ha-kee-eem. > (HPS) Mister Uncontrollable Ho-o-mer! > (DV) When the clock ticks down on your pick, the > home team's No. 2 > tight end suddenly doesn't look so bad, does he? > (HPS) Must be the team-colored glass-es. > (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Uncontrollable Homer. > Let's hope you live > in Indianapolis, or your fantasy team is going to > really suck. > (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.) > > Today, we salute you Mr. Flashy First Rookie Picker. > (HPS) Mister Flashy First Rookie Pi-icker! > (DV) What's the quickest way to show you mean > business? By yelling > out the name of the top rookie in the second round. > (HPS) Love to hear the crowd oooh and ahh-ha. > (HPS) Mister Flashy First Rookie Pi-icker! > (DV) Look at me, I'm smarter than you. There's no > way that old horse > you took is going to keep my young stud down. > (HPS) I've uncovered the next best thi-ing. > (DV) So here's to you, Mr. Flashy First Rookie > Picker. Your rookie > might not make an impact until 2008, but for those > 15 seconds in the > draft room, you were a star. > (Fantasy Source website, St. Louis, Missouri.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted June 2, 2006 http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...11621&hl=genius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pittnthat 0 Posted June 3, 2006 best post ever. funny like a clown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
