When was the last time a bird shiat on you?

[Giants Fan 85]

Just walkin along under a tree ... felt something hit my ear ... bird shiat. Luckily, had just gotten home.

[kutulu 1,545]

Never, birds don't sheet on me.

[CurlyNight 0]

My 3 guys know to shat in paper towel or cloth covered areas if out of their cages. Got them trained.

[heavy-set 39]

never happened, but its good luck

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Sorry GFIAFP, looks like you are the only one around here that birds crap on.

[ocramfan 0]

Sorry GFIAFP, looks like you are the only one around here that birds crap on.

 

 

GFIAFP with bird s h i t on him. Bummer...wanna bet he scraped it off and gave it a taste?

[thePIMPmaster 0]

I've had it happen twice. Once at Myrtle Beach when I was just standing near a pool and the other was right as I was walking into Cedar Point. That one sucked.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Never, birds don't sheet on me.

 

 

I'll bet they do I'll bet they do

[Giants Fan 85]

Dude I worked with one time, during lunch ... bird shat on his shoulder. While he was eating. Brand new shirt too ... and it was kinda bird-shiat colored. Really couldn't tell, the rest of the day, that a bird shiat on him.

 

I dubbed the shirt, "Bird Shiat Cammo".

[Juniper 0]

My girlfriend and I were walking along the beach once and a seagull dropped a load right on her shoulder. I offered to get some paper towels from the restroom, but she said "That's OK; he's miles away by now."

[kutulu 1,545]

never ever

 

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