600-lb woman thrown from sunroof of car

[ZeroTolerance 582]

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange...x?storyid=60096

 

TOWN N COUNTRY, FL -- A woman is in stable condition after being ejected through the sunroof of her SUV during an accident.

 

Thirty-seven-year-old Ruth Matthews told paramedics that another vehicle cut her off in traffic, and she took evasive action to avoid a crash. Her Isuzu Amigo rolled over and she was thrown through the sunroof and onto the roadway. Investigators say she was not wearing her seat belt.

 

So many questions!

 

- How does a 600-lb monster fit in a car, let alone drive one?

- How much force does it take to eject said beast from the car?

- How focking big is that sunroof!?!

- Would it really have made any difference if she was wearing a seatbelt?

[Vikings4ever 496]

So many questions!

 

- How does a 600-lb monster fit in a car, let alone drive one?

- How much force does it take to eject said beast from the car?

- How focking big is that sunroof!?!

- Would it really have made any difference if she was wearing a seatbelt?

How deep was the human impression where she landed?

[CantTouchThis 23]

Yeah, the sad/funny part, they couldn't air lift her via helicopter to a hospital because it would be too much weight Yeah, but in that situation, she was at a major advantage, she has all that padding that she probably didn't sustain any major internal injuries.

[gocolts 300]

I heard a report on the radio(top of the hour news) about this yesterday.

 

That 600 pounds was thrown 37 feet

[Giants Fan 85]

I bet the accident was her fault. She just went carelessly flying through the sunroof, while others suffer the consequences. Can you be too fat to drive? I bet I can drive drunk, better that a fat woman with her boobs drooping all over the steering wheel.

 

Hypotheticly.

[rallo 132]

I heard a report on the radio(top of the hour news) about this yesterday.

 

That 600 pounds was thrown 37 feet

 

the physics of this is darn near impossible...

 

 

it takes about as much force to launch a rocket into space...

 

 

when she was ejected was there an explosion?

[Snoopy1 0]

when she was ejected was there an explosion?

 

 

Only when she landed, she had beans for lunch.

[Mungwater 588]

Yeah, the sad/funny part, they couldn't air lift her via helicopter to a hospital because it would be too much weight Yeah, but in that situation, she was at a major advantage, she has all that padding that she probably didn't sustain any major internal injuries.

 

 

I don't get how an amigo can support her weight, but a helicopter can't..

[[zombie] 0]

the truth of this is that there was no sunroof until the crapper bustin fatty penetrated the roof of her car at 60 mph.

 

[joneo 529]

I can see this now. She took "evasive action" which means swerved to avoid something. During the swerve, her belly shifted the weight to one side and tipped the focker over. CLASSIC.

[Voltaire 4,556]

Breaking News:

 

The paramedics just recovered Jonah too.

[RLLD 3,455]

I wonder if they found spare toilet seats inside the vehicle

[phillybear 364]

In her defense, she was distracted by trying to fight off an attack from a giant squid.