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My highest is only two: my wife and my ex-girlfriend. In fact, my ex came to our baby shower and my wife and I attended my ex's baby shower.

 

It's a weird feeling, really; for me, I felt a strange sort of pride about the situation. Funny sh!t.

 

I'm sure two is a low total. Who else has similar stories with higher numbers?

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3

ex-fiance

current girlfriend

future wife

 

were all seated within 2 tables.

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When I crashed your family reunion. Both of your grand mothers and mother in law, not to mention your 2 sister in laws and your wife. Oh yeah, your MOM. :first:

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I was at a convention in high school where 3 were in attendence. I was running around like a crazy man to keep all three happy. I have no idea how I kept them from finding out about each other.

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You had sex with her husband :first:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

(Not that theres anything wrong with that)

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Sports Shack, Nacogdoches TX, any given Thurs, Fri or Saturday night.

 

Had to be at least 10 - 12 hoes I had boned. :first:

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You had sex with her husband :first:

She had weird rules. We could both do him at the same time, but he could only finish it with her.

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5 Last family reunion.

 

Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle.

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7

 

High school graduation in our auditorium... the number of graduating female classmates I slept with HS. :first:

 

Does that count :cheers:

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7

 

High school graduation in our auditorium... the number of graduating female classmates I slept with HS. :ninja:

 

Does that count B)

 

You had that many male teachers diddle you? :banana:

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B) Well atleast there were rules set :ninja: Who was better?

She is very experienced orally, and has a very nice toy collection, but hubby is huge. :banana:

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4 at a party in college--the first four, in fact. And I was called away during the middle of it to go see #5 "cheating"* on me in a parking lot with the boyfriend of a woman I worked with.

 

 

*we weren't serious or exclusive, but we did have a thing going--so I thought...

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You had that many male teachers diddle you? :mad:

 

I was going to ask why he felt the need to specify how many female classmates he slept with, but this post does the job nicely.

 

:mad:

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She is very experienced orally, and has a very nice toy collection, but hubby is huge. :blink:

Is it hot in here or is it just me? :thumbsdown:

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If by "room" you mean deep grave in the middle of the woods, then it would be 48. So far.

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Is it hot in here or is it just me? :doublethumbsup:

 

 

Thinking about huge cacks really gets you excited, doesn't it?

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Thinking about huge cacks really gets you excited, doesn't it?

Not likely, but dudes wife and itsjjw going at it definetly raised the temp a bit! :thumbsup:

 

Apparently it's on your mind though!

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At my old job, I was messin around with 3 chicks at the same time. There was only 1 of them that knew about the others and I ended up marrying her.

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Two of them. My wife....and her sister :banana: :banana: :banana:

 

but they are in the same room about 3-4 times per week so I get bonus points. Plus the wife doesn't know about the pre-relationship fling.

 

Unfortunately, still no threesome despite my best efforts. ;) Although I finally got them naked with me (clothed) in the same room last weekend. Perhaps progress is being made. :lol: Heck, I'll screw it up anyway

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Two of them. My wife....and her sister <_< :banana: :banana:

 

but they are in the same room about 3-4 times per week so I get bonus points. Plus the wife doesn't know about the pre-relationship fling.

 

Unfortunately, still no threesome despite my best efforts. :cry: Although I finally got them naked with me (clothed) in the same room last weekend. Perhaps progress is being made. :blink: Heck, I'll screw it up anyway

I'm sure that will end well..

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With the exception of the HS graduation stuff , I still only have 2 (multiple times). My wife has been with me to various events where I had banged another girl there.

 

It is sort of funny to talk about it afterwards...

 

Mrs.: "So you were really with her? She has that wart on her nose with the hairs coming out of it" :lol:

Me: :lol: "She does not."

Mrs.: "It looked that way to me"

Me: "Well, she does not have any warts or hair on her nose and she likes dirty stuff" :lol:

Mrs: [Punching me to the face] "You might as well try and be with her tonight then" :lol:

Me: [To myself] "Not a bad idea" :banana:

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4 at a club one night. I never even really thought about it......... funny now looking back on it, that was kind of cool. :huh:

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