SteveSmith'sCalves 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Yeah. I hate UNC and Duke. We get all the leftover Euro trash. Enough. I'm going to sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidbostonisgood 2 Posted August 25, 2006 Booby Fart! WINNER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OMarcFL 0 Posted August 25, 2006 I go by the Chester County Fightin' Amish. Thanks to the poster 3 years ago who put that name out. Can't seem to find any kind of amish cartoon character to put as my logo. The best I get is a farmer with a pitchfork. Search for wrestler called "Amish Roadkill" on google Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parja 0 Posted August 25, 2006 or.....Kneel Before Sod That's not too bad. I'm ASSuming you meant Sod as in "Steal Of the Draft"? Should put SOD in all caps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burt 50 Posted August 25, 2006 Most of these team names suck, plain and simple. I was just about to say the same thing. 90% of them dont even mean anything. Salem Bean Machine, Booby Fart, Windshield Faceplant, Flacid Politicians, Chin Jugglers....whats next, My Dixie Wrecked? The name of this thread should be changed to "Team Names Using Random Words." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stosher1 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Hung Like Hamsters The Bunghole Bunglers The Hanky Spankies But the best ever: The Wrecked 'Ems Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMHipp 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Lebanon HezBallers I hear their QB tosses a lot of bombs, but his accuracy sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacAir747 0 Posted August 27, 2006 GodBomb... Is that a Gunslinger reference? How bout, Roland's Katet or The Tet Corporation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Most of these team names suck, plain and simple. It seems that I could name my team Booby Fart and everybody here would love it. This put me into a laughing fit for 5 minutes, it took me 5 minutes to read it out loud to another person. As soon as I stopped laughing, the Red Sox commentators had laughing fits (as they sometimes do during slow points) and then I was laughing with them. I felt like I just ate a weed brownine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotdogcollarsdotcom 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Lebanon HezBallers I hear their QB tosses a lot of bombs, but his accuracy sucks. c'mon, i know you have the israeli counterpart for that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shake_a_leg 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Stuart Scott's Lazy Eye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dingleberries 0 Posted August 29, 2006 *bumpuruski* This is one of the funniest threads Ive seen on FFtoday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted August 30, 2006 Sorry, I had to return this FFtoday Instant Classic to the forefront for those who might have missed it. Something this good shouldn't get burried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paper Champ 0 Posted August 30, 2006 I few years back we had a "Jerry's Kids" complete with handicap sign as the team avitar. Owners name was Jerry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamroboticus 0 Posted August 30, 2006 One of my teams this year will go by "Delhomme Don't Play That" with Homey the Clown as our macot and team logo. Obviously, Delhomme will have to be mispronounced, but half the owners in the league don't know how to pronounce his name correctly anyway. Of course, this is assuming Jake Delhomme remains my starting QB throughout the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted August 30, 2006 My commish and I grew up together. As such, he is well aware of my affinity for bacon and other pork products, regardless of the fact that I'm Jewish. So, he named my team for me...the Bacon Boys. Now, is the Bacon Boys all that funny? Notsomuch. However, combine that w/my team logo and we've got something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1-800-Gambler 0 Posted August 30, 2006 My team name this year is Bend over and I'll show ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mack Daddy 0 Posted August 30, 2006 I've never used this one, but I think it is hilarious.... Boyz Near the Hood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TerryOBrien 0 Posted August 30, 2006 How bout, Roland's Katet or The Tet Corporation The Popwhiches , The Crimson Kings, The Charlie Choo Choos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoserKid 0 Posted August 30, 2006 Yeah, I changed mine last year to Weekly Embarassment after starting off 2-6. Ended up going 4-1 and won the playoffs too. It all thanks to the name change (and possible to the emergence of someone named Larry Johnson). My last 3... Ditka's 4 Hour Boner Hemorrhoid Rage Sour Cream and Schaivo ...I've got one queued up for this year, but I'm still on the fence if I should use it. Karma, taste, tact, that whole thing. God that's funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thall29 0 Posted August 30, 2006 Mine has been Amateur Pornstars for 6 years now in my keeper league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofMeanMachine99 1 Posted August 30, 2006 Off topic. I can tell you that hands down, the best user name ever on this site was SUCK MY DITKA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye G 0 Posted August 30, 2006 The best one from my league was The Chicken Fists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PatsFanInVegas 0 Posted August 30, 2006 How about: SheHateMe Dirty Corksoakers Amish Pimps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stearleyman 0 Posted August 30, 2006 The Cincinnatti BowTies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyser Sose 0 Posted August 31, 2006 how bout- CLICK CLACK? its the last sound the player s hear before they step on the field Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHolmes 0 Posted August 31, 2006 A guy in my leage is named BigRedSports&Imports. You probably only get that if you are from Oklahoma or follow college football and know about the Bomar situation, but I thought it was clever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michael_melhus 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Mine's been the same since Napolean Dynamite...."Uncle Rico's QB Camp" since I seem to always rotate a couple of qbs depending on matchups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted August 31, 2006 Mine's been the same since Napolean Dynamite...."Uncle Rico's QB Camp" since I seem to always rotate a couple of qbs depending on matchups. haha that one is actually pretty good. like the Napolean Dynamite connection. I also tend to like the ones that actually have something to do with football. I still like "Touchdown There" the best. It's funny, football related, and clevar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyersvilleMike 0 Posted August 31, 2006 My buddy's wife played in a league with us for a while as the Honey-Do Melons. So my buddy named his team the Melon Ballers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigben's helmet 0 Posted August 31, 2006 The best i've heard is "with another man's testicles". Hey Joe, who are you playing this week? I'm playing "with another man's testicles".....Classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dominus florenzus 0 Posted August 31, 2006 My team last year was "Karate Explosion," I heard this phrase on some commercial and decided to give that name to my team. We came in 3rd place so I am switching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Venture 0 Posted August 31, 2006 this year I'm: Team Venture GO TEAM VENTURE!! :banana: Obvaisly, I LOVE it. Llama Cobbler Nixon's Head britney Spear's Baby (This year it changed to Britney Spear's babies) Selacamps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bearfan1 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Stinky Valley Beavers Dirty Sanchez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The MOM 0 Posted August 31, 2006 How about: The Vatican City Alter Boy Touchers hahahaha......My team name is the Vibrators! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilovemustachios 0 Posted August 31, 2006 I laughed out loud at Ditka's 4 Hour Boner and Touchdown There I've used: Multiple Scoregasms This year I am : Off On a Dude "You can't beat Off On a Dude" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1else 0 Posted August 31, 2006 There are a couple good ones in my league: Amish Cowtippers Manwhores <--mine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saturday Night Beaver 2 Posted August 31, 2006 PuTang Clan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mendomob 0 Posted August 31, 2006 Grape Slushies Chipmunk Warriors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
