***The Official Naomi Appreciation Thread***

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[GuidingLight 3]

I don't keep up with most things on the boards but I'd like to know.....sup the the green thing?

[TylerRoseFan 16]

Link?

[SUXBNME 1,499]

I don't keep up with most things on the boards but I'd like to know.....sup the the green thing?

Peeps were asking the color of TNG's pubes, so I thought that I would take artistic liberty and tell the color of Naomis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've only seen them in the dark, so I may be wrong

[GuidingLight 3]

Peeps were asking the color of TNG's pubes, so I thought that I would take artistic liberty and tell the color of Naomis

I've only seen them in the dark, so I may be wrong

 

fluorescent?

 

Also, I'm not sure I belive you.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

fluorescent?

 

Also, I'm not sure I belive you.

 

As you shouldn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uranium pubes

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

fluorescent?

 

Also, I'm not sure I belive you.

 

SUX is a credible source. You can certainly trust him.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

SUX is a credible source. You can certainly trust him.

 

Only with pizza and tools...Shhhhhhh

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

Only with pizza and tools...Shhhhhhh

 

 

OOHHHH how I love the tools.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

OOHHHH how I love the tools.

Tool love is a good thing.

 

Not that you have one, but you are one. HTH

 

 

P.S. I you too.

 

Goodnight, sweetie

[Odie 0]

She kicks arse in Yahoo! Pool

[naomi 356]

She kicks arse in Yahoo! Pool

that I do.

 

Thank you Odie

 

 

SUX i posted about this book at tdz this one I will actually read. Sounds interesting.

 

The Long Walk is the second book I have read that was written by King under the name Richard Bachman. It is the in-depth story of how a boy named Ray Garraty must survive the greatest challenge of his life -- the Long Walk. This annual event is summarized as follows: 100 boys start walking; if you walk under 4 miles per hour, you get a warning; after 3 warnings, if you slow down again, you are shot dead. The winner of the Long Walk is the last boy left walking.

 

Stephen King (a.k.a. Richard Bachman) introduces and develops the characters of many of the boys in the event. As a reader, you get to learn about Garraty, Pete McVries, Hank Olson, Art Baker, Barkovitch, Stebbins, and others, who each have their own personality quirks and ways of looking at life. Each boy has entered the Long Walk for a different reason and I found their discussions about life and death to be quite interesting (a social statement by King, perhaps?). The reader is led along the course and each significant event is mentioned along the way, with some unexpected occurrences that may surprise you.

 

As the challenge narrows down from the original 100 competitors to less than 50, then to just a handful of boys remaining, the scenario becomes rather intense. Who will die next? How will he die? And most importantly, who will be left at the end to claim the Prize? Although the suspense builds slowly, it tends to add to the dramatic effect of the final moments and keep the reader wanting to read more to find out what happens (I was so eager to find out that I read the last half of the book in one sitting).

 

alsothatlistisnotcool

[Yer mom 2]

Naomi

 

[Wildman 0]

Nothing wrong with TNG, but Naomi doesn't need that kind of attention and for that I appreciate her even more.

[resser2 0]

OOHHHH how I love the tools.

 

 

that is tools as in Hammer/Saw/Torch Wrench right?

 

 

 

Please tell me that it is not the tools the Big_P uses 

[MLCKAA 574]

that I do.

 

Thank you Odie

SUX i posted about this book at tdz this one I will actually read. Sounds interesting.

alsothatlistisnotcool

 

 

Read that when I was 12. Its just 2 stars. Typical King schlock. Hokey.

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alsothatlistisnotcool

what list?

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

what list?

 

Top o' the mornin' SUX.

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Top o' the mornin' SUX.

Eat a bug, fockstick

[naomi 356]

Read that when I was 12. Its just 2 stars. Typical King schlock. Hokey.

 

 

 

i really wanted to read it so i'll chance it. That does kill the positive anticipation though.

[jerryskids 6,792]

I appreciate naomi because she remains a hopeless romantic and optimist despite the negative vortex which is this place.

 

Also because she has boobies. I think.

[TheNewGirl 1,490]

Nothing wrong with TNG, but Naomi doesn't need that kind of attention and for that I appreciate her even more.

[phillybear 366]

the negative vortex which is this place.

 

I once had sex with a negative vortex. It was created when I unexpectedly pulled my penus out of the vacuum cleaner attachment. The best part of finishing was that there was no messy clean up to worry about.

[TheNewGirl 1,490]

I once had sex with a negative vortex. It was created when I unexpectedly pulled my penus out of the vacuum cleaner attachment. The best part of finishing was that there was no messy clean up to worry about.

 

 

Was it a Dyson?

[Yer mom 2]

Was it a Dyson?

 

 

Fantasgreat vacuum. My friend bought me one for my b-day, couldnt believe she spent $500 on a vacuum let alone the gift. I may put my peemus in it this evening and experiment a new sexual pleasure based on Phillys positive heartfelt experience.

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Fantasgreat vacuum. My friend bought me one for my b-day, couldnt believe she spent $500 on a vacuum let alone the gift. I may put my peemus in it this evening and experiment a new sexual pleasure based on Phillys positive heartfelt experience.

Mebbe she was trying to tell you something about the lack of cleanliness in your trailer?

[Yer mom 2]

Mebbe she was trying to tell you something about the lack of cleanliness in your trailer?

 

 

Now dont you go fallin in love with it, im takin it with me when I leave here next month

[TheNewGirl 1,490]

Now dont you go fallin in love with it, im takin it with me when I leave here next month

 

 

SH!TTER'S FULL!!!!

[naomi 356]

bump

[jerryskids 6,792]

bump

You go girlfrined!@#!!!!eleven!!

[CurlyNight's Ghost 0]

dump

[SUXBNME 1,499]

bump

 

Nice bump

 

Re-reading this thread brought a smile to my face for some strange reason.

[CurlyNight's Ghost 0]

Nice bump

 

Re-reading this thread brought a smile to my face for some strange reason.

Must be the gas from that shiit of a beer you drink.

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Must be the gas from that shiit of a beer you drink.

 

Mebbe so, but in your pathetic afterlife, you can't enjoy the goodness that is the Coors of the Light.

 

1: STFU

 

2: Hi..How you doooin

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Naomi.....

[Yer mom 2]

I'd totally hit that

[BiPolarBear 485]

...this one is deep and an observer.

 

She is also confused in equal measure. Naturally, she already knows this as well. She has the ability to forego all her wisdom and let cofusion rule her desisions in personal matters.

 

How did I do? (Not trying to be an a$$.)

[Strike 5,538]

I could so appreciate Naomi, with my Cack in her A$$ like one of Sux's cat's tails enters his

 

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How did I do? (Not trying to be an a$$.)

 

You sucked, as usual

 

Now be a good BiPolarbear, and post more often

[thePIMPmaster 0]

I'll kick her ass in Yahoo pool.