Boss called me "professor" today!

[Giants Fan 85]

"Professor Woods" and I expected to turn around and see my father behind me. I chuckled and said, "Professor ... nobody has ever called me that ... that's my Dad." And he said, "No, you have your Masters Degree ... you are a professor."

 

So, if my boss says so ...

 

It's, "Professor Giants Fan" to you all from now on! I've earned that title, and you must acknowledge it!

 

Non-professer ass biches!

 

[Strike 5,538]

You didn't hear right. He called you a butt pirate. You need to get your ears cleaned.

[Giants Fan 85]

You didn't hear right. He called you a butt pirate. You need to get your ears cleaned.

 

Still playing cards?

 

ETA: Just got free cable, catching up with the WSOP ... might I see you there?

[Strike 5,538]

Still playing cards?

 

ETA: Just got free cable, catching up with the WSOP ... might I see you there?

 

Playing right now. Don't know about WSOP. Planned on winning entry again but there doesn't seem to be that avenue right now. Might play one of the lesser events and if I do great in that play the main event.

[Giants Fan 85]

I've been relegated to play money online (PokerRoom, Mac OS). I'm ready to play in some RL Casinos tournaments. Been playing about ... 30 years now. Treat my friends real nice, show 'em my cards, etc ... I want them to improve, right? If I'm not ready now, I never will be. Only teaching part time. Figure I'll go in and grind a little bit, learn about the upcoming tourneys and get in a couple of 'em. My bankroll is really small, like maybe $400, so maybe I play some 3-6, limit first. I'm better than all my friends but ... that does not say much. I literally taught some of them how to play.

[TommyGavin 790]

who cares what your boss says. The female students call you a prevert (ala Archie Bunker) - the boys call you a phag and we call you a pvssy. I wont even get into what your coworkers call you............

[Strike 5,538]

I've been relegated to play money online (PokerRoom, Mac OS). I'm ready to play in some RL Casinos tournaments. Been playing about ... 30 years now. Treat my friends real nice, show 'em my cards, etc ... I want them to improve, right? If I'm not ready now, I never will be. Only teaching part time. Figure I'll go in and grind a little bit, learn about the upcoming tourneys and get in a couple of 'em. My bankroll is really small, like maybe $400, so maybe I play some 3-6, limit first. I'm better than all my friends but ... that does not say much. I literally taught some of them how to play.

 

dude,

 

If you have to play for play money you aren't that good.

 

Just saying......

[Giants Fan 85]

Well, it is my title now. I earned it. If I was a doctor would you say, "You're not a doctor unless I say you're a doctor."?

 

No ... you would call me doctor. If I was a knight, would you refuse to call me Sir?

 

I am a professor. And from now on, you shall refer to me as "Professor" focking poosay. Mkay?

 

Thanks!

 

 

 

dude,

 

If you have to play for play money you aren't that good.

 

Just saying......

 

I'm on a Mac ... so there's less options ... but I much prefer RL poker and the casino is 10 minutes away. Some people can make the transition from online poker to RL poker, and some suck at it. It's backwards for me. Online poker is just practice. I can't take it seriously. I'm a much better RL player.

 

I think I'm ready to enter some tourneys at the casino. I've never done that. Just limit poker.

 

Also, I have noticed that the play money SNGs at Pokerroom play much tighter, since real money is off. Makes for decent free practice.

[ROBOKOP 0]

Nawww, we all just think you are a loser and a September 11th coward.

[Giants Fan 85]

That's "PROFESSOR" September 11th coward to you son.

[TommyGavin 790]

I am a professor. And from now on, you shall refer to me as "Professor" focking poosay. Mkay?

um no and go fock yourself.

SUX prolly wants to suck your professor cack but I say go fock yourself (again)

[Giants Fan 85]

No ... no.

 

Try it again. Sound it out. PRO-FESSS-ERRRR!

 

um no and go fock yourself.

SUX prolly wants to suck your professor cack but I say go fock yourself (again)

 

Are YOU a professor? Who are you to tell me, A PROFESSOR, that I am not one?

[joneo 556]

Boss called me "professor" today!

 

Apparently your boss is an idiot too.

[Tarheel Boy 0]

 

Apparently your boss is an idiot too.

 

LOL

 

 

who cares what your boss says. The female students call you a prevert (ala Archie Bunker) - the boys call you a phag and we call you a pvssy. I wont even get into what your coworkers call you............

 

[Giants Fan 85]

PROFESSOR!

 

Mkay swamp boy?

 

Did you actually go to college? You might have met some of those if you had an education. Possum Shootin' 101 at the Kommunity Kolidge doesn't Kount.

[Tarheel Boy 0]

PROFESSOR!

 

Mkay swamp boy?

 

Did you actually go to college? You might have met some of those if you had an education. Possum Shootin' 101 at the Kommunity Kolidge doesn't Kount.

 

B!tch I've taught more classes than you'll ever dream of. I've been teaching accounting classes on the side since 1999 and I currently teach online as well part time. The best thing is I make more on the side teaching than your dumbass makes fulltime. Of course, I'm sure they don't pay much for teaching basket weaving 101.

[jets24 6]

What was the Degree called? "Lying about 9/11"

 

GFIAFP

[Giants Fan 85]

B!tch I've taught more classes than you'll ever dream of. I've been teaching accounting classes on the side since 1999 and I currently teach online as well part time. The best thing is I make more on the side teaching than your dumbass makes fulltime. Of course, I'm sure they don't pay much for teaching basket weaving 101.

 

I have a friend of mine, a financial planner ... doesn't even have a Bachelors. Newsflash ... computers are good at numbers! But good for you ... being able to work a computer ... that must be rare for swamp-people. It's greta that you spend the extra time ... to teach them all how to count!

 

Sig bet? NC vs AZ ... straight up sig bet?

 

I lectured ... for an hour straight yesterday. First class. Filled up the whole wall of dry erase board. I didn't even realize it ... I'd been talking for an hour.

 

And, you know you've really spilled all the beans at once ... and you ask, "Does anyone have any questions?" and nobody responds ... because they are all just kinda stunned. And you say, "Yeah ... so that's the kinda stuff we are gonna cover in this class. You will have questions."

 

And I own them. I've shown them what they are going to learn about, on the first day. It's a very technical course ... but I believe in the old, "Tell them what you are going to tell them, tell them, and then tell them what you just told them." because most of them don't get it all right away. Some do, and they get A's.

 

I admire teachers ... most of all. I admire that you teach Tarhole. It's a good thing to do.

[Tarheel Boy 0]

I have a friend of mine, a financial planner ... doesn't even have a Bachelors. Newsflash ... computers are good at numbers! But good for you ... being able to work a computer ... that must be rare for swamp-people. It's greta that you spend the extra time ... to teach them all how to count!

 

Sig bet? NC vs AZ ... straight up sig bet?

Again, I make more teaching on the side than you do full time, dumbass. And you've welched on bets before, so I've learned to not bet with you.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

Lie.

 

I never welched on a bet.

 

ETA: You have to AGREE to the bet. I offered straight up Giants vs. Philly ... nobody accepted. You hafta ACCEPT the bet ... dumbass. I can't welch on a bet nobody accepted.

[William Bradford 0]

"P"GFIAFP.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

"P"GFIAFP.

 

 

[Giants Fan 85]

"P"GFIAFP.

 

Thank you. Was it that hard?

 

[JT 137]

Thank you. Was it that hard?

 

 

I thought that's what the original "P" stood for.

 

And, oh yes, it's that hard.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

 

Apparently your boss is an idiot too.

GFBIAFP